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Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side)@SamFictions28 Jul 2020

Due to CORVID-19 I am unable to celebrate my birthday in my typical fashion of smoking weed and jerking off in the bathroom at Denny’s. This year I will instead smoke weed and jerk off in the PARKING LOT at Denny’s

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Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side)@SamFictionsNov 4

Democrats sweep Pa, we’re bringing back smoking at Gene (he/him)’s Place

Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side)@SamFictionsNov 4

Democrats sweep Pa, we’re bringing back smoking at Gene’s Place

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Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side)@SamFictionsNov 4

Democrats sweep Pa, we’re bringing back smoking at Gene’s Place

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🧞‍♀️@waycuntayNov 4

WE PUTTING HAMAS ON THE $100 BILLS!!!!!!!!

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Casey Hartman@GhentiteNov 2

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Fionn@FdallaghNov 2

Sorry man this is the people dying and being killed app

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Pittsburgh Scanner@pgh_scannerNov 2

Downtown. Market Street. Caller says teenagers are trying to climb where the security cameras are at with the intention to destroy them.

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Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side)@SamFictionsNov 2

Yesterday at the hardware store my cashier (wearing a bowler hat for some reason) said to me “nice day today. Enjoy it while it lasts” and I assumed he was taking about the world ending and it was very Lynchian but in retrospect he was probably just talking about autumn

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Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side)@SamFictionsNov 2

I laughed a lot harder than he probably expected me to

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cav empty@cavempty_Nov 1

if i ever did kill myself it would involve a lot of symbolism and easter eggs as a nod to longtime supporters and fans of the franchise

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Actual Names@ActualNames1Oct 29

Gaylord Slowcum United States, Census, 1900

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Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side)@SamFictionsOct 30

Bitches on my dick yeah call me Logan Cooley Mad ‘cause I hat trick ladies wanna sue me

Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side)@SamFictionsOct 6

Bitches on dick yeah call me Harry Potter Mad ‘cause I’m dead hoes call me Laura Palmer

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Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side)@SamFictionsOct 29

The Covid conscious lesbian bar closed, lida bida botta butt has died. Horrendous day for people with 97 hours of weekly screen time.

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Animalitos en aprietos.

@AnimalesaprietoOct 28

El resplandor (1980) Dir: Stanley Kubrick

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@janusfilmsOct 28

Yes

chris oldman ©@AlsikkanTVOct 28

Cat with a microphone in the Criterion Closet

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🧁@realllycutegirlOct 28

does Anyone want to Kill me? for Free i will even Pick u up

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Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side)@SamFictionsOct 29

He is in fact

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‏ٰ@filmpullmanJan 24

Is Nathan Mackinnon a feminist? Is Paul Bissonnette a trans ally? Is the NHL my friend?

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Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side)@SamFictionsOct 29

Made my ex wife aware of the radiator hospital show tn. If she comes I will kill myswlf. And if she doesn’t? You guessed it: also kill myself

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octopus/caveman@octopuscavemanOct 27

You can jack off in the bathrooms at Taco Bell

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Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side)@SamFictionsOct 27

How to secretly dose my boss with mood stabilizers if he does drink coffee?

Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side)@SamFictionsOct 14

Been thinkin about quitting my job

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Susana L Bumparty@rawrmeow69420Oct 25

if you buy weird enough alcohol they do not even card you

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