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yeah this is insane lmao
The Milwaukee Brewers' championship was 57 years in the making -- and it came together in spectacular fashion. Free at ESPN, the inside story of how it happened, from a late July declaration to a bus that everyone boarded to a whole lot of rally heaters. espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/5029…
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can't make assumptions anymore about people's politics bc libs and leftists often dress like early 2000s republicans (e.g., carpenter pants, western shirt, cowboy boots) and today's conservatives often dress like early 2000s democrats (e.g., slim chinos, minimalist sneakers)
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Fox: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
Everyday feels like Christmas with this guy bro I'm ecstatic
Yaxel Lendeborg says his job is to make sure Steph Curry’s greatness doesn’t go to waste.
“I caught myself shaking my head, like, wow, a couple times…Once he got out of the game, it’s like this is my opportunity to help him out, help (make) his greatness worthwhile.”
(Via @DannyEmerman )
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Apple Maps just made me do the dick-and-balls maneuver right next to Nutland smfh fuck you man @Apple
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Bro has been in the league for one week and has already cussed out Luka, dropped 30, and gotten a cocky light skinned girlfriend. It took Dillon Brooks two years to do that.
Yaxel Lendeborg's girlfriend Tacarra makes telling 3-word comment about Warriors future trib.al/IAokB6i
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Can’t even troll on this one, I genuinely feel bad for Steph
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see normal people don’t understand that a 285 million dollar contract isn’t really that much because you have to pay taxes and also have to pay someone to play a gold harp as your personal chef prepares your dinner
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner
“My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…”
“I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
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I'm being told the Boston Celtics are playing THE FIRST GAME of the NBA season at 3:00pm ET because the court is reserved for a 65 year old+ pickleball tournament at 7:00pm.
smh
