Bloke spends his life eating raw meat and looking directly into the sun for health benefits and he was nearly just written off by Fred Flintstone’s car while warming up.

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🤯 Andros Townsend has been involved in an unfortunate accident while warming up for PT Prachup before their Thai Premier League game vs. Pattani. He didn't get badly injured but was on the bench and played just 1 minute in their 3-0 win.

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DR MLS · Sep 14, 2026 · 7:23 PM UTC

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Yo despertándome el jueves a las 6:00 am con el Xbox en Nueva Zelanda para jugar el FC27 (tengo 37 años)

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Dan · Sep 12, 2026 · 3:55 PM UTC

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Dan@DanBlackmoreeSep 12

Tammy Abraham, Ross Barkley and Tyrone Mings are championship level players, embarrassing #avfc

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Matthew · Sep 8, 2026 · 7:48 AM UTC

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Matthew@MatthewG_CFCSep 8

John Williamson@AFCFixtureNewsSep 8

If you’re out and about in Naples tonight, please remember… No colours No flags No singing No Irish or English bars No abuse Most importantly, keep safe. This lot do not mess about.

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SweezyAV 🇨🇭🇸🇳🦁🏆 · Aug 26, 2026 · 5:17 PM UTC

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SweezyAV 🇨🇭🇸🇳🦁🏆@SweezzyAVAug 26

Emery’s good at a lot of things, recruitment 100% is not one

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JL · Aug 23, 2026 · 9:20 PM UTC

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JL@jlancaster0Aug 23

Duran Malén Rashford All done dirty so that #he didn’t throw his toys out the pram. I’m glad he can’t hinder the development of Madjo 👍🏼

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Jay White · Aug 23, 2026 · 1:19 PM UTC

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@jaywhite_1Aug 23

Emi Martinez and Ollie Watkins deserve to never play for our club again. Both players are a disgrace. Tarnished their reputations completely.

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joe 🧬 · Aug 23, 2026 · 3:26 PM UTC

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joe 🧬@joeg03_Aug 23

Watch Watkins end up staying now, be an absolute dud for the first 2 months and complain about the support from the fans again

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Jamie · Aug 18, 2026 · 8:44 PM UTC

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Jamie@Jamieavfc_Aug 18

Tyrone Mings is going to survive this Villa rebuild 🫩

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Still Real To Us · Aug 13, 2026 · 12:24 PM UTC

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Still Real To Us

@stillreal2usAug 13

Some of you never got put in the Walls of Jericho as a kid and it shows

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r · Jul 29, 2026 · 2:37 PM UTC

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r@avfcmcrJul 29

Everyone begging for this man to go but he still has a special place for me 🇯🇲#avfc #leonbailey #hull

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Luke Robinson · Jul 24, 2026 · 5:45 PM UTC

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Luke Robinson@lukerobinson89Jul 24

I feel more worse about Austin MacPhee leaving than I do Morgan Rogers.

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. · Jul 19, 2026 · 11:11 PM UTC

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.@disgame23Jul 19

Aura loss is nuts I can’t believe he did that

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@xGPhilosophyJul 19

Expected snitch

Image from The xG Philosophy (@xGPhilosophy)

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England Football Fans · Jul 15, 2026 · 9:57 PM UTC

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England Football Fans@EnglidsAwayJul 15

Let’s be honest, we didn’t play with any identity all tournament. Individual characters and quality got us through certain games. Cowardly performance when it really mattered. Tuchel no better than Southgate.

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