Sam Holdren retweeted
him: im coming over and you’d better not be Ethel Merman in a sour cream commercial when I get there
me:
God, it really bothers me that I can’t correct the interstate numbering grid knowing now what they didn’t know then about future additions and infrastructure updates. Can’t believe I’d rather go back in time and fix that than, y’know… kill baby Hitler, but damn…
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Sam Holdren retweeted
Sad to see the Cybertruck going away when it was a useful way to learn who the dumbest, most gullible people were in your parents’ neighborhood
Sam Holdren retweeted
30 Rock never should have gone off the air. Ever since it ended it’s like we shut off the ghost containment grid in Ghostbusters and all the fake movies that were previously trapped in fiction are now flying around in the real world.
Sam Holdren retweeted
Forgive us our student loan debt as you have forgiven corporations and billionaires their taxes.
Milennials 24:7
It’s going to make that ‘Arthur’ sequel a little awkward.
British actor and comedian Russell Brand found guilty of rape and sexual assault in UK trial. cnn.it/4iyFjsi
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Sam Holdren retweeted
Democrats, you have the chance to do the funniest thing
Replying to @SatireAP
The Democrats' very first bill should be the $5000 thing, send it to Trump's desk. Make him veto it.
Sam Holdren retweeted
We want hearings.
We want subpoenas.
We want investigations.
We want whistleblowers.
We want journalistic exposés.
We want key defendants flipping.
We want indictments and convictions.
We want JUSTICE — and 100% actual accountability for ALL the corruption and crimes.
Please allow me this one indulgence. My institutionally and structurally racist Reagan-Republican Georgia uncle is getting a black female governor, and I can’t stop smiling about it. Tee-hee…
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This one really got me. ❤️😭
EL-SAYED: “to all the parents who struggled to explain to their kids why the president openly mocks someone for their name or how they pray, let them know tomorrow that the bad guys lost.”


























