Sam Holmes

"One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory." - Rita Mae Brown

Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'll stuff your crust.

Follow me so I can DM you my dreams.

I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!

Above the Guangxi mountains. Photo by Trey Ratcliff. teapawt.net/BEAUTIFULPlCS/status/4…

Knock knock. Who’s there? Marry. Marry who? Marry me.

Hey baby If you were Karma can you be my bitch?

"Happiness comes of the capacity to feel deeply, to enjoy simply, to think freely, to risk life, to be needed." - Storm Jameson

Often, we fall in love with the most unexpected person, at the most unexpected time.

people are dumb af if they think i don’t find everything out????

Whoever is trying to bring you down is already below you.

Sometimes the hardest things in life are what make you the strongest.

Hard times will always reveal true friends.

Are you from Florida? Because I want to put my palm on your tree.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you have tied my heart in a knot.

don't trust anyone who smiles before 9am.

Never waste your feelings on people who don't value them.

People who squirt ketchup all over their fries instead of dipping them are not people you need in your life.

I have never had anyone love me the way you love me. I have never loved anyone the way I love you.

"A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men." - Roald Dahl