Sam Pamphilon

We are such a bunch of stupid fucks

Appreciate it x

More than I could’ve hoped for.

Not doing what I’m told when I’m getting arrested is my favourite thing, hands down.

I’m not successful enough to get Imposter Syndrome

Very rich people eat crisps with tweezers

Who knows, whatever this is it was always there waiting. He’s moralised his darker nature. A narcissist. He can’t come back.

Thanks ‘for you’ Twitter.

Sad, lonely fatso Gra*ham Lin*han isn’t just misguided or having a breakdown. He’s a fucking nasty bastard. Straight up horrible. A bully who’s found a niche, a ring of fellow bullies egging him on.

Winner of hide and seek receiving award: Respect my privacy at this time

Maybe he just thought they were small toast.

Ironically your best hope is magic.

Probably the legend that is @MattHighton

What the fuck is going on

Mazeltov

A rotting Krispy Kreme

Solid advice Ryan

There has to be a line

Guys, this isn’t going the way I had hoped. Plz halp

Not yet but if I get the dungas…? Build it, they will come.