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Chaewon Del Verde πŸ’š (@LebronaJames) profile picture
Chaewon Del Verde πŸ’š@LebronaJamesOct 9
*Me retiro del fΓΊtbol de selecciones* Mi Mujer con la que tengo 3 hijos: / Un compaΓ±ero de equipo que me tenΓ­a de Γ­dolo y saliΓ³ campeΓ³n conmigo era exactamente la misma situaciΓ³n cuΓ‘l era el meme no
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Slimy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡±@SlimerSlimyOct 2
What if the pacing was ABYSMAL?
Johsensei (@johsblog) profile pictureJohsensei
@johsblogSep 28
Gear 5 is just so broken, no wonder people are hating it these days
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π‘¨π’“π’†π’Šπ’”π’•π’‚ 𝒅𝒆 𝒍𝒂 𝑺𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒕𝒂 πŸ‡¦πŸ‡· retweeted
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val wallows@louitspaceOct 9
lo q me salio en tiktok estoy estallada jshsjj
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-bipedal -featherless behold, a man
cute cat 😺 (@CartoonCraze37) profile picturecute cat 😺
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girl almighty πŸŽƒ@sxdcutieOct 9
se muere jonathan joestar erina su mujer y que esta embarazada de el // speedwagon que le intento robar
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Drowser.K@DrowserKoopa64Oct 9
"Vengo a empeΓ±ar a mi hijo"
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@pokemon_pstsOct 8
holding their babies
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Tyron Hirose@TyronHiroseOct 9
*Harry y Dracaena teniendo una tarde Γ­ntima en una clase solitaria* El putΓ­simo Ron Weasley enfrentΓ‘ndose a toda la casa de Slytherin para que no les molesten:
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Deluxe PL
@PolishDeluxeOct 8
>Harry when you get out of here give Dobby a kick >He died professor >Good. Who did it >Bellatrix >What house was Bellatrix in? >Slytherin >Good. 1 point to Slytherin.
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Sharky
@spaceshark23Oct 8
β€œAh, finally it’s gotten to the good part.” β€œMaster! Harry Potter is distracted by Malfoid! Now is the time to strike him down!” β€œShhh. At last, they’re having a heart to heart. She loved him but didn’t know how to express it beyond teasing. He couldn’t see past the low hanging fruit to the true prize right in front of him.” β€œBut my Lord!” β€œShhhh. You see? She confessed her love. Oh, Harry, now would be the perfect time to kiss h- oh you absolute chad.” β€œβ€¦.” β€œYes, now hug her tight to show her how much she means to you. Attaboy. Ahhh, perfection.”
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Enzito🦝🦊@Enzo84384193Oct 8
*Goku se muere por quinta vez consecutiva* Bulma su amiga de toda la vida // Vegeta que lo quiso matar en mas de una ocasiΓ³n
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@spaceshark23Oct 8
"There's something you need to know about wooing a girl, Harry. It's a lot like breaking in a wild young hippogriff." "How so?" "Women and hippogriffs are both proud and easily offended but sometimes you just gotta walk right up to them, grab them by the scruff of their necks, and wrestle them into submission. Oh, they might claw you real good if you're not careful but they love it, trust me." "Do you have a girlfriend, Hagrid?" "No."
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Sims 🐍@DatingSimsOct 7
"Oh Harry, Gryffindor girls are great sure. They'll love you in bed and be endearing. A Slytherin girl like Malfoid is different. She'll ask you to call her fucked up shit in bed. Shit you couldn't look your mother in the eyes and say. Then she'll raise your children the next day
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Dragonite bostero (Taylor's version)@DragoniteUwUOct 7
- colo + que - que es sancor seguros + un yogur creo
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Zyrant Rex@ZyrantRexOct 3
"Potter. You apparently failed to give Miss Malfoid more than 3 orgasms the night prior; 50 points from Gryffindor."
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wadi🦧@BImenstrualOct 3
como vas a tener tanta cara de enojado chabon sos un gato😭😭
ivy (@gutsblk) profile pictureivy@gutsblkOct 2
uno que estΓ‘ muy contento por suerte
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Lyele πŸ‘»πŸ‡§πŸ‡«@psgfanfrombfOct 4
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Lyele πŸ‘»πŸ‡§πŸ‡« (@psgfanfrombf) profile pictureLyele πŸ‘»πŸ‡§πŸ‡«@psgfanfrombfOct 4
People from Burkina Faso and Argentina teaming up to roast the fat pig Chiqui Tapia: #ARGBUR #Argentina #BurkinaFaso
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π‘¨π’“π’†π’Šπ’”π’•π’‚ 𝒅𝒆 𝒍𝒂 𝑺𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒕𝒂 πŸ‡¦πŸ‡· retweeted
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WarlordTom@TomWarlordOct 3
"HARRY POTTER DID YOU ASK MALFOID TO THE DANCE?! HER FATHER'S SO PISSED,HE HOOKED DOBBIE UP TO A CAR BATTERY AND USED A TIME SPELL TO TURN SECONDS INTO HOURS, FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER SAW. I hope you understand the gravity of the situation and why I'm only awarding 50 points to you."
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Lost Internet
@LostMemeArchiveOct 3
Original Meowl
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uopuop@uopuopwiOct 4
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Tendencias en Deportes
@TendenciaDeporOct 4
"Mechico" Porque Estados Unidos le rompiΓ³ bien el ojete por 3-0 a MΓ©xico en el clΓ‘sico en un amistoso internacional. Nada nuevo, cuando creen que mejoraron los vuelven a culear sin pudor, les encanta la verga yankee, alta putita los mexicanos.
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