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Samantha Crawford retweeted
Mayor Mamdani is building a 200 bed all-male homeless shelter right near a black school
Turns out, elections have consequences
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π¨ BREAKING: LONDON TRIED TO FLEX, ELON MUSK JUST DROPPED A TOTAL DIGITAL BLACKOUT! ππ¬π§π₯
π¬π§ UK Prime Minister: "Elon Musk, adjust your platform algorithms and hand over satellite telemetry logs to our regulators immediately, or we will revoke your commercial spectrum licenses and seize all Starlink UK ground stations!" π¬π§π‘β‘
π Elon Musk: "You confused parliamentary decrees with orbital mechanics. In space, satellite constellations don't bow to bureaucracy. Try revoking our licensesβyour ministers can issue all the press releases they want, but your regional maritime routes can't function without high-speed telemetry." ππͺπ₯
π¬π§ UK Prime Minister: "We will freeze SpaceX financial accounts in London and restrict your aerospace access!" π¬π§β οΈπ
π Elon Musk: "Freeze whatever accounts you like! The moment your order goes live, SpaceX software shifts subsea data routing keys away from North Sea terminals. Good luck guiding transatlantic cargo fleets through maritime storms on dark screens!" πβοΈππ
Samantha Crawford retweeted
Nayib Bukele: βThere is no State that cannot defeat criminals. If a State does not defeat criminality, it is because the State is complicit.β @nayibbukele
Samantha Crawford retweeted
Paul Ryan and John Thune did more to stop conservative policies than any democrat.
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Not satisfied by the shellacking they just got, Republicans are hellbent on losing even harder in 2028 LMAO.
BREAKING: Sen. Majority Leader John Thune has been re-elected by Senate Republicans and will serve as Senate Minority Leader in the new Congress when Dems take power. Senators Barrasso, Cotton, Capito, and Lankford have all also been re-elected to their positions. Sen. Bernie Moreno (R-OH) will now serve as NRSC Chairman instead of Sen. Tim Scott.
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π¨ BREAKING:
Senate GOP Leader John Thune says Republicans will CONFIRM Trump's judicial nominees and keep the Senate working past its normal schedule to get it done.
"A NUMBER of judicial nominations that we want to get, judges CONFIRMED here in the Senate."
With 160+ nominees waiting and Democrats taking over in January, every day counts.
No breaks until every Trump judge is seated.
GET IT DONE! πΊπΈ
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π¨ ELECTION ISSUES: Colorado has more registered voters than Census adult citizens.
53 of 64 counties are over 100%.π
San Juan County is at 150.4%.
Mineral County is at 147.4%.
Elbert County is at 126.3%.
Douglas County is at 117.8%.
El Paso County is 50,161 over.
Why are so many of these rolls over the adult-citizen count?
Samantha Crawford retweeted
Bruce Springsteen Fan Club Shuts Down After His Abdul El-Sayed Endorsement trib.al/bXGMhqg
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π¨πΈπ»This is the man who managed to save his country and his people from hell.
Hordes of satanic terrorists, billionaires, and fake media outlets turned against him.
But he refused to back down. Instead, he pulled his country out of the clutches of evil.
This man proves that with truth, courage, and the right leadership, any country in the world can become orderly, safe, and prosperous.
This is Nayib Bukele, President of El Salvador and the greatest leader of the 21st century.
Samantha Crawford retweeted
Salvadoran forces destroy Haitian gang HQ after internet commenters send coordinates
notthebee.com/article/salvadβ¦
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π¨ UNBELIEVABLE. Just one week after losing the Senate, Republicans are letting John Thune walk in UNOPPOSED for Minority Leader today.
Seven GOP senators begged to delay the vote until January, but the establishment ignored them.
No fight. No spine. Total establishment surrender.
Samantha Crawford retweeted
On Monday, Ed Miliband took to social media to lament that rain had waterlogged tents in Gaza. "Heartbreaking," he called it, vowing that Britain "will not rest until we bring an end to the intolerable suffering".
Meanwhile, 13 American states with a combined GDP of more than $6 trillion have threatened economic retaliation over our sanctions on Israel. Their attorneys general accuse Britain and the Netherlands of having "aligned themselves with the policy objectives of terrorist organisations like Hamas and Hezbollah". British firms could be barred from state contracts and American public money pulled from British businesses. On the BBC? Not a dicky-bird.
And for what? Israel has downgraded our consulate in East Jerusalem and shut British officers out of the Gaza coordination hub in Kiryat Gat. Having just returned from Israel, I can tell you that Britain is now seen there as a comical irrelevance.
The ultimate irony? Reports from Gaza suggest the tents may have flooded because Hamas obstructed a project to provide sturdier shelters.
Milibandism, if you will. My latest column for the @Telegraph:
telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/11β¦
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BREAKING π¨ El Salvador President Nayib Bukele just landed in America to meet with Donald Trump
This is going to be EPIC π₯
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Amazon $AMZN unveils a flying home security drone
The new Ring Robotics line includes two autonomous security devices:
Ring Drone Cam ($250): flies preset routes inside your home, checks out triggered alarms and records 2K video. Its AI maps rooms and steers around obstacles.
Ring Rover Cam ($1,000): patrols businesses on its own, investigates disturbances and records up to 4K video.
The rover ships Dec. 16.
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π¨ The results are in. Texas Republican voters didnβt stay home, or switch sides and vote Blue
Republican voters showed up with larger numbers than before. The problem is, Democrats l somehow materialized 1.6 MILLION new voters
Hereβs where it gets really corrupt, Democrats somehow pulled higher numbers in Texas for midterms than they did during the 2024 Presidential Election
- Kamala Harris received 4,835,250 Democrat votes in Texas
- Somehow Democrats had 5.2 million voters during this Midterms in Texas
It makes no sense. There is no way, especially when Republicans didnβt switch sides because Republican vote totals actually increased
These results are impossible to believe
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JUST IN: U.S. average gas prices fall below $4 per gallon for the first time since July.
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>El Salvador terrorized by gangs
>Bukele takes power
>declares war on organized crime
>arrests tens of thousands
>builds mega-prison
>homicide rates collapse
>international organizations condemn him
>refuses to back down
>4 Salvadorans reportedly kidnapped in Haiti
>demands their return
>sends 2,000 troops to Haiti
>Haitian gang leader seeks UN dialogue
>Bukele's anti-gang campaign becomes a regional talking point
>Becoming a modern day Caesar
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
Samantha Crawford retweeted
Remarkable that putting men in women's sports is still the hill these people are willing to die on.
