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kitten wrapped in an enigma wrapped in cheese 😽 comedian / singer / MUA / actor / writer / dancer /loves slashes

Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
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Heartbreaking 😭
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Drunk as a Skunk? This Skunk Actually Passed the Breathalyzer Test and Is Good to Drive: ow.ly/9i6e50Ur3vL
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breaking my record by one is some sneaky Price is Right shit and I won’t stand for it.
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Sam Sweets retweeted
DROPPED A BIG STUFFING BUNDLE TODAY 😘🦃🥵
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Stepan is 16 today
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AMEN 🙏🏻
Name your favorite quote by a celebrity.
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when the cool uncle comes to visit
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The ending of this video is exactly why I’ll never chase a wombat
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girls girls girls gorgeous librarians
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Elon Musk Wealth 2012: $2 billion 2022: $221 billion Jeff Bezos Wealth 2012: $18 billion 2022: $134 billion Warren Buffett Wealth 2012: $44 billion 2022: $101 billion Federal Minimum Wage 2009: $7.25 an hour 2022: $7.25 an hour
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Bad vibes don't go with my outfit. #whoruntheworld . . 📸: @camricephoto 💄: @SamSweets – at Burbank, CA
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Spiritually connected to this vehicle.
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Dazed & Confused Poetry Club is a poetry show created by Samantha Jane and I, and inspired by our days as adolescent poets and our continued efforts to use poetry as a way of coping with life. Join us at 8pm on Pack Twitch
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IT'S A VERY MERRY GAME SHOW READY! About to go head-to-head against my fellow GSR hosts to see who can make the best gingerbread house & I can’t even open the box! But I’m in it to win it so follow along at @GameShowReady! See you all tomorrow night on IG Live at 6pm PDT! – at Los Angeles, CA
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