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Joined February 2009
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Finally dragged my sorry arse into the shower. But, y'know what, if you can't feel good yourself, project some good vibes into the world – at Manchester, England
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Who the hell called it "Lithium" and not "Manicure"?
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My manky tonsil seems to be kicking off again, but I have a better plan of action this time: 1. Go to A&E promptly if I have good reason to suspect quincy is back for the third time 2. If they discharge me with antibiotics and no pain relief, simply jump out of the window
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Looking at De Zerbi still makes my stomach lurch. I know that, apparently, the reasonable position is to embrace The Great Forgetting. But some things cannot be unheard. They are too depressingly familiar not to latch onto more deeply embedded neural anchors.
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Shaken me a bit, this. – at Manchester, England
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She had identical bruises halfway up both of her inner thighs. How do you think she got those? Walked into a door? I don't know how to explain to his white knights why they should care about that. – at Manchester, England
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2026 is the year to dress your baby up as former President of the Soviet Union Mikhail Gorbachev.
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If the audio of Greenwood attempting to rape his partner is insufficient evidence for you then nothing will ever convince you. This has uncovered a level of rape denial I didn't know existed. You heard it. We all heard it. If you didn't it's because you chose not to.
Its not my job to judge or condemn, especially without evidence. We generally organise ourselves around rules such as innocent till proven otherwise. Brits love to hog the moral high ground until you see what's inside their cupboards.
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I hate the kopite version of Fields of Athenry. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. I'm rattled every time. Not ashamed to admit it. Steam is coming from my ears.
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Right, I am trying to prove a point to someone. Those of you from Merseyside or West Lancs, complete this jingle if you are able to ... 🎵Buy a bike Buy a bike Come down to ................... 🎵
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The prisoner's dilemma is only a dilemma if you're a grass.
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Bumped into a lad I sometimes see in the shop and chat to about football. He's a big Man U fan. As our eyes met to acknowledge each other, he preemptively declared "shoot the lot of them." – at Manchester, England
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Apparently the fash were out in Manchester today. Mr. S went to meet them. – at Manchester, England
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2 keffiyehs, 1 homemade sign, 1 Shrek costume. Median British leftists. – at Manchester, England
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"There will be a minutes silence as we remember those who made the ultimate sacrifice at Stamford Bridge" okay calm down 1066!
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In conversation with normal not-online people earlier, the question arose of how many people are killed by vending machines every year. Every atom of my being was screaming to say "counting or not counting gang violence?"
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Maybe It Will Happen Today: AI Bubble Edition
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The number of people who dont get the core joke in The Simpsons. It is easier to imagine end of the world than the employment prospects before transition to a service economy. – at Manchester, England
Terrible analogy, if The Simpsons was real then Homer Simpson would be on good money
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