Emmy Award-winning Esports Broadcast Producer @riotgames // Mad Culinary Scientist // Tekken Scrub // All opinions are my own

Los Angeles, CA
Joined September 2009
Hey gang. I've been taking a break from twitter. It's been pretty nice, tbh--not participating has been good for my brain. I know you all have missed my low-tier commentary and lukewarm takes, but I'll be back during esports events when I can meaningfully contribute. 🫶
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Riot Pizza Mama @ Worlds retweeted
This photo will forever be our last memory together.. @OGCyanide 💔 Lauri was so much more than a teammate. We shared our everyday lives for over two and a half years, and he became so much more than just someone I played alongside. He was one of the kindest, most genuine souls I’ve ever had the privilege of knowing. We saw each other again at the showmatch in July, and he was still full of dreams, plans, and projects for the future. You will be deeply missed, brother. Thank you for the memories, the time we shared, and for the person you were. Rest in peace, my bro 🕊️
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Truly heartbreaking. One of the players that inspired me when I became a fan of LoL Esports, one of the funniest and most wonderful guests we ever had on the EU LCS, and recently, a familiar face that brought joy to millions of fans at a Classic showmatch. Thank you, Lauri ♥️
Season 1 World Champion. Forever a legend. We are devastated to hear about Lauri “Cyanide” Happonen’s passing. Cyanide won Season 1 Worlds with Fnatic and remains the youngest player to ever lift the Summoner's Cup. Thank you for everything, Lauri.
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A three was rolled, just by the wrong players.
Me playing craps: yeah whatever Me watching TES vs G2: PLEASE ROLL A 3 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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Me playing craps: yeah whatever Me watching TES vs G2: PLEASE ROLL A 3 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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"why are we awake walking in the dark?" "Because #Worlds2026 never sleeps" "Will EU and NA advance to the bracket stage today?" "...we'll talk about that when you're older."
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Why hasn't anyone bought any stat anvils yet? #Worlds2026
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Showmaker could hit a scatter the weak 15 beers deep while playing DDR.
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I am a firm believer that shame is a great motivator. #Worlds2026
fun fact when players die they get lit in red on stage
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Brokenblade👤4,700 HP💪329 Armor🤷‍♂️201 MR💦 Unstoppable🚫A Shield 🛡 Goes over walls🧱Has Airborne🌪Cooldown is only☝second too🕐 It costs 15 Mana🧙‍♂️ AND LOOKS LIKE LUIGI!
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Nope, never doubted them, EU greatest region in the word. #Worlds2026
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Don't worry, they got them right where they want 'em.
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I've mostly overcome the jet lag from Champs...but still, Worlds...give me your energy.
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WORLDS WORLDS WORLDS WORLDS WORLDS
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.@NJDevils @NJGov I think we need government resources to allow the Jersey diaspora to buy this tshirt. Willing to pay top dollar and pray at the shrine of the holy Brodeur.
Who's your bias? They're your bias. From the schedule to the merch, get everything you need to know for Thursday’s K-Pop Night. 🎟️: bit.ly/NJDKPopNight
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VALORANT. With that being said, cooking in Shanghai has been fun. Next stop: Worlds. See y'all in a few days. Esports never sleeps.
haven’t been on here in a min but wanted to say thank you for all the amazing love the Opening Ceremony got. we poured so much energy into this one & wanted to give our VAL community something really special this year #ValorantChampions
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Riot Pizza Mama @ Worlds retweeted
i love new jersey
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Sorry, noob here, what's the VALORANT equivalent of "tear fully stacked"? That was so f'ing lovely. ♥️
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