I have taught my cat, Friendless, to drink with me (soy milk and whisky), but even that doesn't take the place of a wife and family.

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Wait so there are now blue checks (losers), gold checks (media/gov?) and also grey checks (also media?). Wasn’t the point of selling blue checks to democratise it and make it an equal platform. But now the gold checks seem even more elite because they are gold? What a mess ha
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At least now we know blue checks = block on sight.
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So from this point on it becomes a lot easier to visually identify the losers paying for a blue tick
Tomorrow, 4/20, we are removing legacy verified checkmarks. To remain verified on Twitter, individuals can sign up for Twitter Blue here: xitter.cf/i/twitter_blue_sign_up Organizations can sign up for Verified Organizations here: xitter.cf/i/verifiedorganization…
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Verifying myself: I am samiles on Keybase.io. qdsPy8Br530Af7WaXbcs_LKOaJsemusuUYLI / keybase.io/samiles/sigs/qdsP…
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If Twitter have pulled the plug on 3rd party apps like Tweetbot (surely not?) then that’s probably the last straw for me. I hate the official Twitter app. I might look or post occasionally but opening Twitter app multiple times a day does not feel appealing
Tweetbot and other clients are experiencing problems logging in to Twitter. We’ve reached out to Twitter for more details, but haven’t heard back. We’re hoping this is just a temporary glitch and will let you know more as soon as we know more.
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Luckily Tapbots are working on a mastodon app that looks great xitter.cf/macrumors/status/15977…
Tweetbot Maker Tapbots Working on ‘Ivory’ Mastodon App macrumors.com/2022/11/29/tap… by @julipuli
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I know they have posh food at those royal banquets but this is ridiculous
Prince Harry had a frostbitten penis at Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding trib.al/B2JMwzy
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I think this will actually make shy users far less likely to tweet, as people will realise that the vast majority of tweets get like 10 views.
Twitter is rolling out View Count, so you can see how many times a tweet has been seen! This is normal for video. Shows how much more alive Twitter is than it may seem, as over 90% of Twitter users read, but don’t tweet, reply or like, as those are public actions.
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Easy. I do all those except the have a social life one
How do you guys watch 500 movies a year, 30 tv shows, have a full time job, exercise regularly, have a social life, play video games, and read books?
Sci-fi movie rewatch week!
I’ve been waiting for 3 RM parcels for over a week now, but I really don’t mind if they never turn up. It’s sad seeing how angry some people on here are. Up the workers. This year’s an especially important one to give your postie a card and put whatever tip you can afford in.
You can scroll and scroll for ages on the Elon musk topic on Twitter and it’s all praise for him from mostly weirdos. Surely he hasn’t told someone to curate these. Either that or it’s an incredibly lucky draw of the algorithm.
Sex is like pizza. Turtles are having it in the sewers.
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I don’t think it will soon, but imagine if Twitter does just… end. What a weird way for this to all go. Maybe it will just be better if it does, and we all go back to running personal blogs and RSS.
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Hundreds upon hundreds of Twitter employees have technically resigned but still have access to Twitter’s internal systems, with some speculating it is because the employees tasked with managing that access also resigned.
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Incredibly badly worded headline when Fraser is the victim!
Actor Brendan Fraser won't attend Golden Globes after groping incident bbc.in/3ghIYyr
Twitter’s issues aren’t engineering problems though. They are *policy and political* problems. Areas which Musk is clearly not up to solving thoughtfully
Replying to @paulg
In both those companies, people die if the software doesn't work right. Do you really think he's not up to managing a social network?