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Sam

@Samarriii

One of the advantages of being disorderly is your constantly making exciting discoveries.

 little ol' Iowa
Joined February 2011
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Never thought I'd say @Uber is a terrible app but just spent an hour trying to link @PayPal just for the app to fail everytime
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😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 teapawt.net/JSalzbrenner/status/72…
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ok real fucking talk get you a girl who don't need you
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My squad's festival style! Get yours & you could win 4 Coachella + camp tix:hm.info/13abw #HMCoachellaCrew
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Thanks for the best Barista @Starbucks 😄
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He's alive.
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You rn @JSalzbrenner 😂😂😂 teapawt.net/Manstagram_/status/712…
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Oh you know me so well 😄😘 teapawt.net/JSalzbrenner/status/71…
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GBA emulator and the first thing I do is Kirby Dream Land 😎
Crying on the inside because I'm going to see M83, and there's about 8 other bands coming to Phoenix I love 😄😄😄😄😄
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Still not going to follow my other half @mikaeltindall and it's been over a year 😂😂😂
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Gets tinder to talk to everyone about how I miss oak trees, I'm using the app correctly, right? 😂
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When you get 13 messages from @JSalzbrenner and you know the best thing to do is just wait it out 😘
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Almost always a game stop by a Walmart, what's up with that?
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