Melbourne demons supporter who loves camping and the occasional fish

Joined July 2022
This honestly wouldn’t surprise me. I’m sure Cody is a smart kid and realises he doesn’t wanna walk into the culture they have at the blues. #afl #carlton
Rumours abound that a certain Cody Walker was at the Hangar today meeting McVeigh and Longmire...
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An extremely poor look after the week Carlton has just had. Carlton’s Sam Walsh has seemingly bleached his hair to affect hair drug tests. @cleary_mitch @Sammy__Edmund @SamFaff @RalphyHeraldSun @RileyBev
Walshy with one of the all-time fantasy punishments 😂
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Carlton defender Wade Derksen is set to be suspended for multiple matches after he was caught drink-driving in the Northern Territory. It comes after teammate Lachie Cowan was suspended for two matches @7NewsMelbourne @7AFL @triplemfooty 7news.com.au/sport/afl/carlt…
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Just got charged 10 dollars for a pot at the pub… WTF
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Sammy Islington retweeted
Old Sammy he’s a faaarkn goose!! He’s a Carlton Baiter!!
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Just paid 2.30 for a steamed dim sim at my local… farkkkk!
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Person who keeps comments off their posts criticises guy for dancing around a question You genuinely can’t make this stuff up
Brady's press conference was weak as piss. Basically danced around questions on the ongoing investigation and also gave a weak response about consultation with the W program. Didn't leave me with much confidence and seems club was desperate regardless of the potential harm
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Does he realize I’m not going around calling anyone a coke head ? Carlton fan brains need to be studied.
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Carlton fan calling other play coke heads Oh the irony 🤣
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Last I checked slipping in the shower isn't a punishable offence. Better luck next time, bub.
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Unfortunely, a pissweak decision from @CarltonFC . But that is standard from that football club. @AFL will need to intervene and suspend these two for putting the game into disrepute. #afl
Carlton are not expected to slap Lachie Cowan and Will Hayward with sanctions, after the pair were both hospitalised last night. #9News
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If he’s your best clubman, then we are within our rights to question the standards and culture of the Carlton football club. Shocking look. @cleary_mitch @MickCockering @tommorris32 @1116sen @XanderMcGuire7
Our 2026 Best Clubman + 2026 Coaches’ Award winner. Everybody Loves Wilbur 🥰 #JNM26
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It’s sad how many people believe that Hayward slipped in the shower
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This still makes me laugh every day Is this the most absurd thing someone has ever said ?
It's Jagga. Like I said, no shade on Jake but someone likened him to Ron Barassi and Norm Smith in terms of legacy. Their words, not mine
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How’s that blues culture going buddy? #afl #willhayward
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Probably stick to making the tribunal about yourself than making opinions on the trade space. @DavidZita1
"When's the onus on the club to do right by Rowan Marshall?" With Geelong doing other deals, and St Kilda demanding players in return, is the gun ruckman about to be caught in the middle of a stand-off? #TradingDay
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Deadset took this guy to the square Embarrassed him and pulled his pants down
Replying to @deeceepee80
It concerns me that Collingwood are going nowhere. As a Melbourne fan, I don’t like dominating you guys every year.
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Normal reaction
Replying to @SammyIslington
How much of an inbred faggot keyboard warrior you have to be to know that all you can do is talk shit behind a camera because you don't have the guts to say to to someone face 😂. There won't be any tears shed for you when someone makes you into a vegetable 😂❤️🖕
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Will he bring Tess with him?
"[Collingwood's] in the bottom-five for centre clearance, clearance and first possession. Brisbane rank number one in all three categories... He'll come in and really help fill that void." 🗣️ Tom Mitchell on what Lachie Neale will bring to Collingwood in 2027
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