Director with @TheWestMedia. Teacher. Sometime writer. Ich werde mich ausfressen.
North Hollywood, Los Angeles
Joined February 2011
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Really tired of the #woke mob making me call swamp people "gator-americans." #FreeSpeech
We know so little about Hitler's parents. What if they were great at killing time travelling assassins? We could be sending our best people into a trap!
All good humans of Twitter, I'm pleased to announce to you, my adoring public, my next artistic project. I've been hired by a benefactor who wishes to remain anonymous to embark on a great journey of discovery.
I was just getting comfortable with the idea that there's 16 kinds of people instead of 12 and then the enneagram people come and tell me there's actually only NINE? What a relief! Things were getting complicated.
Everybody talks about how great Germany is but nobody talks about how in Berlin, THE NATION'S CAPITAL, the mullet has made a full and earnest comeback
I see y'all totally silent about weeping willow when y'all KNOW I'M RIGHT. Y'all are just in the pocket of Big Chestnut and you need to have the COURAGE to tell the TRUTH
Everybody's comin at me about how chestnut trees are hands-down the best trees that our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ every created like they ain't never seen a weeping willow before. OBVIOUSLY THAT IS THE BEST TREE.
They even have it at a library in Germany! The American Memorial library in Berlin, but still...
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Listening to #ipodius and watching along and I just wondering how many times Brian Blessed can put his arm around someone and walk them in a circle in 12 episodes
Here's a jingle I wrote on spec for Wishing Wells, which haven't been making quite as much money in this new cashless economy. So here's a jingle that highlights the two main features of of the product in a catchy… instagram.com/p/B52zBC2KyDD/…
A woman in this cafe is dancing with her baby and singing along to Aretha Franklin's Over the Rainbow and I'm not crying you're crying.
Loving how @netflix is kicking off the Expanded Archie Universe. Next up: Jughead origin film?
I used coffee to wash down my DayQuil and now I have spiders in my blood. @NyQuilDayQuil did not list that as a side effect and now I'm gonna write the PARSIDENT!