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🧠 海歌 👩🏽‍💻 Virtual Assistant For Media, Design & Admin Support

The Batcave
Joined October 2008
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Mood 4 Life.
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I need to start going back outside when the sun’s out for real. I’m looking real vampire-ish.
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Men who constantly insert themselves into women’s business?
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Let people think it was their idea if you can get the outcome you wanted.
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Ya'll are really out here referring to people as your work wives/husbands while in a monogamous relationship? Please explain.
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You think bending over backwards makes people respect you? It doesn't. Stand on your boundaries.
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One of my clients didn't realize he was making money on Facebook and Youtube. Like sir. What the hell do you think I do on your behalf?!
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When you work on different teams so you’re stuck bouncing back and forth between Adobe and Canva. 🥴
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Them: “We wish you came back to work…” Me:
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Dear @Canva, Can we please be able to upload and edit videos that are over 1920 x 1080 pixels please?
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I’m trying my hardest not to add this insta360 to my shopping cart.
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The older I get, the more I deeply appreciate my mom for being an example of who I want to be instead of what I don’t want to be.
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I’m not new to this. I’m true to this. 😂😂😂😂😂
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Neuro gum has me like
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You heard about the mayoral race in North Miami?
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I’m going to be so happy when election season is over. Bombarded by shenanigans all day every day.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Real talk , gotta vibe high and live in the moment .
People aren't just TIRED. They're grieving the lives they thought they'd be living by now while trying to survive a reality that keeps moving the finish line.
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I literally am only available to work on site at family events/functions. And by work, I mean support. Everything else? If it’s not remote. You have no hope.
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