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Samurai

@Samurai_XIV

random thoughts no one listens to

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Joined July 2021
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@israeldfirztSep 8
Walking alone in a foreign city at night, realizing how far you've come.
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It’s been a year already lol
Michael Walsh (@thatbloodyMikey) profile pictureMichael Walsh@thatbloodyMikey24 Jul 2025
Hulk Hogan Entering Hell
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First joined Twitter in my old account back in 2017 and honestly I miss that era so much everything was better
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Replying to @willsgardevoir
i could deadass facefuck you
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@yellowhairdpunkJul 7
⚡️ LOVELY YELLOW HAIRED GIVEAWAY ⚡️ to celebrate our Punker’s win, i thought i’d do a giveaway where i’ll gift 2 people ONE t-shirt from his new range of merch! - LIKE THIS TWEET FOR ENTRY - TAG A FRIEND FOR AN EXTRA ENTRY 💛 - MAKE SURE YOU’RE FOLLOWING ME SO I CAN DM THE WINNER! i’ll be paypal-ing the money to the winners so please make sure you have access to paypal! WINNER WILL BE PICKED 19TH JULY 💛
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"How can dudes be gay" because... That's a dude
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@M1L4GR03Jun 24
Big accounts try to be original challenge: impossible
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Replying to @PopBase
oh how this keeps aging like wine each day
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@brndxixMay 27
the entire knicks team after zohran was elected:
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@factpostnewsMay 27
Vivek Ramaswamy attempted to enter the Knicks locker room after their playoff win to "welcome everyone to Ohio." He was immediately denied entry.
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hba@Hba1722May 26
Tu veux télécharger le jump shot de kobe mais l’application bug ducoup ton corps commence à se rendre tout seul dans un hôtel au Colorado
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@HoopsCraveMay 25
Elon Musk says that Neuralink will let users download an NBA player’s jump shot into muscle memory by 2028.
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Fake Euro summer: - 5 star resort - beach clubs - bottle service - planned events and reservations Real euro summer: - hotel with no AC - beach town you’ve never heard of - plastic chairs - €1 beers - lots of sitting around doing nothing - cigarettes
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@M1xtreeMay 7
Replying to @gahhnie
kids are smoking the hantavirus
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mar ♡@toosweetdommeMay 5
i love men who moan like sluts.
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Lunar@Lunar2448May 3
Put it on a twink
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Cinema
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Rex Splode realizing he’s the only hero in the Invincible universe who made it to heaven.
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sha ꩜ ✧˖ (@starstrc) profile picturesha ꩜ ✧˖@starstrcApr 24
someone on insta is complaining that max didn’t prevent 9/11 im crying
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Xyla ☾@H4RF4N9Apr 23
I've litteraly had my friend's cum inside my mouth and it still wasn't as gay as this
Redd (@ReddCinema) profile pictureRedd
@ReddCinemaApr 21
bro did NOT want to touch that flag 😭
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
bro did NOT want to come up with original content x.com/i/status/20031…
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The replies man 😭😭
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