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Joined October 2024
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Who wore it better?
a full 3 course meal
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Personally think it would be great for the Premier League if Man Utd got relegated.
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'Im accountable'. Indeed you are Jason.
🚨🗣️ Lord Jason Wilcox says… “ Coaching is under me, Managing is under me, Football tactics are under me, I am the MAIN guy, I am the COACH, I am the MANAGER, I am the OWNER I am a GOD! “ #mufc #GlazersIneosWilcoxOut #INEOSOUT
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The switch at 0:30 from Carrick’s chant to boos is quite something…
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He's been a disgrace all season. An absolute retard running around the pitch like a demented nan chasing her toddler. Fuck off you slab headed cunt #MUFC
💬 Harry Maguire on the week ahead.

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"Sell United and f*k off home" sing MUFC fans, the only good thing about the club right now. And it's right. The Glazers have made their money many times over for 21 years. Fans never wanted it and that takeover should never have been allowed. Do the right thing: sell up and go.
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Legend
Oliver Reed falls off a chair and fucking dies
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I know i often don't see eye to eye with Newcastle fans. But is there anyway that Howe comes to Man United without Mad Dog Tindall? #nufc
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The Norm MacDonald documentary on Netflix. Truly the greatest of all time! #ripnorm
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Eddie Howe is a good but limited coach who has done ok at small clubs. There is nothing to show that he can deal with the pressure of managing a behemoth like United. #MUFC #nufc
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And this monstrosity should never be allowed to represent United!
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i'm sorry, who???
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Imagine being in the Uber back home after 8 pints and it does this
🤩 This is incredible!!!
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Jack Cunningham defends Newcastle's performance in 4-1 defeat to Coventry! 🤔 Watch the latest episode of Inside The Toon on YouTube now! 📺
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Gary Neville should wear a sunflower lanyard
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🤣 LMAO! President Trump says Melania HATES his impression of transgender athletes because she thinks it’s “so damn un-presidential” 😭 TRUMP: “Should I finish it or not?” THE CROWD: “YES!” 😂🇺🇸 And of course, 47 keeps going with the impression anyway! Melania might not be a fan, but the crowd certainly wants an encore! 🤣
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Good to see Maguire benched. He was wandering around like he had dementia on Saturday. #MUFC
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At least Newcastle won 3-0 yesterday. #nufc
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It's plain to see that the only solution to get United back to where they were is a rolling selection of ex players taking charge. Change coach every 10 games. Constant new (interim) manager bounce, playing the United way! #mufc 🇾🇪
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Ironic that the rules were put in place to stop people like Simon Jordan destroying football clubs.
🚨🗣️Simon Jordan, on Manchester City and the Premier League: “The way to avoid a repeat, if you want me to be entirely honest, is get rid of these absurd, obscene, antitrust, anticompetitive rules.”
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