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Seasonal Handle Supreme@SandPaperlerOct 24

My super power is I refrain from tweeting borderline manic thoughts as they happen now. Though even heroes have their moments of weakness.

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Seasonal Handle Supreme@SandPaperlerOct 24

This is not related to the other post because it wasn’t very funny

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Seasonal Handle Supreme@SandPaperlerOct 24

Being mauled to death by land-bound ringed seals

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Seasonal Handle Supreme@SandPaperlerSep 16

Guys, bad news; Turns out taking care of yourself makes you feel better and improves others and your own perception of yourself.

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Seasonal Handle Supreme@SandPaperlerSep 3

My lewdest thought is to be known and understood by a woman

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Seasonal Handle Supreme@SandPaperlerAug 19

Sorry, but I see someone eating a Feastables and my first assumption is that they are deficient

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Seasonal Handle Supreme@SandPaperlerAug 2

I do not like FNAF nor Spirit Halloween but part of me feels like I HAVE to be a owner of the Freddy animatronic.

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Seasonal Handle Supreme@SandPaperlerJul 30

Tried on a lot of shorts at the store and why were half of them clearly designed to very obviously show bulge??

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Seasonal Handle Supreme@SandPaperlerJul 30

Who is buying khaki shorts with the express purpose of showing off?

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Seasonal Handle Supreme@SandPaperlerJul 28

The sun burns rather than kisses my skin because I am not pure of heart.

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Seasonal Handle Supreme@SandPaperlerJun 22

Redditors are so insufferable. You’ll ask a simple question like “good budget office chairs?” And the replies will just be filled with “have you tried a combination of kneeling, sitting, and standing?” And “just get a pillow and sit on the floor”

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Seasonal Handle Supreme@SandPaperlerJun 22

That isn’t even including the Reddit’s Finest Comedians™️ that fill all the spaces in between in these threads with their bloat.

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Seasonal Handle Supreme@SandPaperlerJun 17

I’ve been tweeting and replying like a deformed clone of myself.

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Seasonal Handle Supreme@SandPaperlerJun 14

I think I could’ve thrived on 2012 tumblr but I have to restrain myself from posting that way in this day and age.

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Seasonal Handle Supreme@SandPaperlerJun 14

I yearn to be obnoxious melancholy and sarcastic.

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grace@graceswagJun 14

how many times do i have to blow someone up with my mind Until it Works.

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Seasonal Handle Supreme@SandPaperlerJun 11

Why are the bots piling on again

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@equine__dentistJun 9

*drags my fat sopping body away pathetically*

Image from horse dentist (@equine__dentist)

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Miss_seal🦭@miss_seaalJun 3

A different interpretation of Kafka’s The Metamorphosis 🦭

Image from Miss_seal🦭 (@miss_seaal)

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Seasonal Handle Supreme@SandPaperlerMay 25

I’m really not a stoner, but I look like a lot like a stoner. Idk what to do

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