@SarahColette
Joined December 2018
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If I say “im hungry” we got about 27 minutes until I’m a different person
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cdiesels@cdiesels2 Sep 2022
How excited are you for pumpkin spice cream cold brews? Me:
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rosella@rosehobson_23 Aug 2022
Get in the gym, I promise you’ll feel better.
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I need three day weekends every week bc I need a day of complete and utter rotting, a day of cleaning, and a day of activities
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women who have ectopic pregnancies, miscarriages, stillbirths, chemical pregnancies, neonatal pregnancies, or any other life-threatening pregnancy are going to suffer because of a man’s opinion.
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Colyn
@colynelliott24 Jun 2022
It’s so funny how a country who gloats on having freedom of religion uses 1 singular religion’s values to dictate how everyone must live their lives
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“you’re so passive aggressive” omg I’m sorry. i meant to be aggressive aggressive
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If you’re gonna be dumb, you better be tough. -me
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I love when I try to unlock my iPhone in the morning and it's like "ummmmm we actually don't know a puffy bitch with one eye shut"
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We been in January for 6 months Dawg
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I never want to see a giant pair of scissors at an opening ever again.
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Hugh Jass@ogug89 Nov 2021
Just a friendly reminder ❤️❤️❤️
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the patient portal came for my neck this AM
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i want this kinda ol stupid-ass love.
huey freeman@joromiahh31 Aug 2021
So wholesome. And the way she cracked up at the end. Pure joy.
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