Sarah McMullan

I am huffing with Leanne Millar

I would like a recount of the Will Young vs Gareth Gates votes

Swwweeeeett carrolinnneee

Miley Cyrus is some woman

Just tweeting this so I can find it easily

You’re snorting for nothing, I’m snorting for my children

“I’m the fucken manager of his manager, I can’t be sick in his car” guess who

A few days ago I found out that @KaceyMusgraves is not actually from a trailer park and life has not been the same since

“Are you intentionally being an absolute fucken cunt tonight, or is it an accident?” @leannemillar_

I am an hour and a half late to pick up @stopitjahn and he is still not ready

Miss Tyne McClarey

I always forget @tyne_mcclarey is scared of dinosaurs #turkeydinosaurs

Me:moving my arm up and down @leannemillar_ : stop showing off

My friends get me

Johns mum when we walked into the shop after buying alcohol “don’t be letting him drink tonight”

Broken phone screen, old me