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Raising a tiny human with @matthewmatix and trying to remember what my passions were before life with a baby

Joined March 2009
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Sarah van Boheemen retweeted
My vote for Quote of the Year goes to Alice Snedden 🤓 “Fundamentally, I’m interested in being a good person with as minimal inconvenience as possible.” nzherald.co.nz/nz/womens-rug…
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"I wake up every day feeling like I have been poisoned," one teacher with Long Covid wrote me recently. He's taken nearly seven weeks off this year, but the Ministry of Education has done no work on the impact of the illness on its workforce. newsroom.co.nz/govt-flying-b… #nzpol
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Sarah van Boheemen retweeted
I believe the main difference is that one will see you later and the other will see you in awhile. I could be wrong, I'm not a zoologist.
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Sarah van Boheemen retweeted
Second day in a row of 2.9k daily cases. rnz.co.nz/news/in-depth/4508…
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With two years of parenting experience, I can conclusively say that the hardest part of parenting is getting a toddler to brush their teeth properly 😬
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So proud of @matthewmatix making his comedy debut!
🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝 ConspiraSeries Episode 1 is out now! bit.ly/3SOzRDm
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Sarah van Boheemen retweeted
What do you call a magician who has lost his magic? Ian.
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Sarah van Boheemen retweeted
Cuteness overload. 😍 😍 New Zealand cyclist @aarongate steals the crowd's heart with his son, Axel's debut cycle at the velodrome. 💞
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Sarah van Boheemen retweeted
Anxiety tip: Next time you cringe over some embarrassing moment you had years ago try to remember other people's embarrassing moments. You can’t can you? That’s because you’re the only embarrassing human to exist, everyone else is always thinking about how cringey you are.
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Sarah van Boheemen retweeted
A mum in a cafe hands a tiny, crying baby to her husband. Mum: I’m going to the loo. Husband: I don’t know what to do. Mum: Neither do I. It’s not like mums have some kind of secret training you didn’t get.
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Sarah van Boheemen retweeted
This super @PopovichN chart is imo the single most important message to give people about diet and climate change. You can cut your dietary carbon footprint almost as much by replacing beef & lamb with other meat, as by going totally veggie. Eating green needn’t mean no meat.
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Sarah van Boheemen retweeted
When Barry Gibb wrote the theme song for Grease he definitely didn’t know anything about the movie except the title.
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