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Sargento Cheese Stan Account, CPA

@SargentoStan

Bootin’ Boots FC Owner ~ Chicago ~ ND

 Action Heights
Joined October 2011
  • Tweets1.2K
  • Following344
  • Followers320
How did U2 secure the deal with Apple to get their songs preloaded on all Apple products??
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Sargento is still here, making sure my followers didn’t forget about me
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Does anyone know how to get your picture on the face fountain in Chicago? This is urgent!!!
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My girlfriend is getting highlights but she doesn’t want anyone to know #SafeCircle #SecretIsSafeWithMe
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The gatekeeping of Masters coverage by ESPN+ needs to be stopped!!!
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Does anyone have good tips on kicking an elotes addiction?
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The guys smoking cigarettes outside of the parking garage on my walk to work weren’t there today. I hope they are okay!
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Also anyone know any tricks for when your gf takes your phone and responds to her own tweets
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Pet peeve: weak air dryers in the bathroom!
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Sargento has officially departed the public accounting world and starting the new year FUNemployed!
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Every time I come home from the holidays I eat a collective 250 tortillas worth of chips
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Circling back I am a man of my word!
Sargento Cheese Stan Account, CPA (@SargentoStan) profile pictureSargento Cheese Stan Account, CPA@SargentoStan7 Apr 2022
Someone followed me on Instagram with a 3,000 follower to 200 following ratio. Will be watching like a hawk for the unfollow and will follow suit!
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My dream job is to be the person who decides when it’s time to BeReal
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Are you a Notre Dame fan? You may be entitled to damages from emotional trauma. Call @SargentoStan to get someone to support you!
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Do I feel great about the ND vs OSU game? No! Can I resist betting on an ND underdog? Also no!
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When your Sargento Balanced Break Pack has its cheese to nut to fruit ratio all off <<<<. We still stan tho!!!
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Follow up: anyone know of any lenders that will accept my future children’s earnings as collateral?
Sargento Cheese Stan Account, CPA (@SargentoStan) profile pictureSargento Cheese Stan Account, CPA@SargentoStan16 Jun 2022
Poll for my Crypto Traders out there 😤: How much of my life savings do I put into Bitcoin?? #BTC
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0%125%
100%150% - Fully Levered 🤑
10 votes • Final results
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Poll for my Crypto Traders out there 😤: How much of my life savings do I put into Bitcoin?? #BTC
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0%125%
100%150% - Fully Levered 🤑
10 votes • Final results
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I’m in a bad place right now (not mentally, just visiting Ohio)
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Chan S Fan (@friendofchan) profile pictureChan S Fan@friendofchan23 Apr 2022
Would love to have @k1367s as my lawyer #thankyousargento
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