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Fred

@Sarstein

Fertig

 Front row of the shitshow
Joined January 2014
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R.I.P. Professor X man
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Roz new drink try kar rha hota hun, me aisa kyu hun
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Chat, Halloween party par konsi dua parh kar jana chahye?
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2 guys, 1 bucket
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
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First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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Khuda ki qudrat
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Alexia Putellas
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@solisolsoliOct 28
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Let me sneeze on your face
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Mera kaam to codex kar rha hai, me scrolling hi karleta hun. Faarig ni bethna chahye
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when she got the thinkpad panties on you know i’m playing with that clickoris
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permanent job
Fancy Nancy 🥹🎀 (@dfwnancy_) profile pictureFancy Nancy 🥹🎀
@dfwnancy_Oct 28
handjob or blowjob ?
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Having a touchscreen on a laptop is the most useless shit ever.
Greg Joswiak (@gregjoz) profile pictureGreg Joswiak
@gregjozOct 28
Introducing MacBook with PROLED XDR Display! The world’s best pro laptop features an industry-leading tandem OLED display, an intuitive Touch experience, game-changing M5 Pro and M5 Max performance and up to 24 hours of battery life, all in a thinner, lighter design!
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White smoke over Tel Aviv, Ethan Klein has chosen a new mistress
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C’est le tweet le plus terrifiant que j’ai vu depuis un moment
🇵🇸 (@becanenY) profile picture🇵🇸@becanenYOct 27
Je viens de me rendre compte qu’un humain qui a 50 ans aujourd'hui avait 25 ans en 2001
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Do you know how angry you have to be to do this 😭😭😭😭
Brock Riddick (@BrockRiddickIFB) profile pictureBrock Riddick
@BrockRiddickIFBOct 27
These hornets attacked his Bee hive. Now he is waiting for them on the outside.
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funny how music is suddenly “borderless” the exact second a pakistani song mogs yours, but usually y’all are screaming for a ban on pakistani artists
imjobless 🇮🇳 (@sam_jobless) profile pictureimjobless 🇮🇳
@sam_joblessOct 27
Music has no religion , no borders ♥️
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Lanterns has a shitty ending. A good story down the drain
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My air fryer and rice cooker when I’m not home
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 28
New look at Ultron and Jocasta in ‘VISIONQUEST’.
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They whooped Japan and they've moved on to the US😭
𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 (@princesalamwane) profile picture𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸@princesalamwaneOct 27
Les coureurs aux États Unis qui essaient de comprendre lequel est le pistolet de départ
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