MSN, APRN, PMHNP-BC
The Psych Units
Joined January 2015
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On today’s episode of Psych award Shenanigans a patient threw a full cup of Coca Cola at me for asking him if he was feeling depressed today 🙃
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In case this is my last tweet I just want to confirm that men cause 100% of all unwanted pregnancies.
When your patient is delusional and angry about her involuntary admission and threatens to deduct $500 from your paycheck for every 5mins she has to continue to stay in the hospital because she “owns this place.” 🤣🤣🤣
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1/ The Nightmare Scenario SCOTUS is Plotting For the 2024 Election Takeover:
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🗣Med cup to mouth!!!! Not dump meds from med cup into hand and proceed to throw one in your mouth and the rest over your shoulder!
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Nothing says “I’m a POS” like refusing to wear a mask around your colleague who has an underlying condition when it really won’t hurt you.
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I think one of the hardest parts, mentally, of this pandemic is seeing…. as a person who has dedicated their life to wanting to help others… that a large population of people care about no one but themselves.
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Had a colleague tell me, “To be clear, I’m not depressed. I’m reacting appropriately to the world around me”. Oof, felt that.
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you’ve heard of elf on the shelf, but have you ever heard of restocking the flushes when you take the last one?
Anybody know why multiple kids on the psych unit have reported “alternate personalities” in the past few weeks. These adolescents were not in the facility at the same time. What is going on here? Is there a new tik tok telling kids they have alternate personalities? 🤣
Is it just me or does burning candles make the room warmer? I mean, it is fire. I swear it’s hot as hell in here and my husband says candles do not make it warmer.
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Look if a surgeon can do a Whipple procedure wearing a mask the entire time Timmy’s gonna be just fine learning math in one.
Bring a psych nurse practitioner is much different than I thought. I hated working with adolescents as an RN, they aight as an NP 🤣
