Ninja. Writer. Artist. Legendary break dancer. Snack addict. Satan worshipper. Uh, do you °need° to stand so close to her? RP|21+| OC| #AxeMan | #Dragonfly
Evading 5-o with Brofessor
Joined May 2015
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▫Writer|OC
▫Homicidal-klepto-pyro-maniac. JK. Only half true. ...But which half?
▫I like violent women. A+
▫#AxeMan teapawt.net/SatanGuideMe/status/69…
I'm confused...... Cuz the breaks in that sentence were sexey, but like, what you're saying is.......uhh. teapawt.net/GetBackSatan/status/73…
What if I dressed up in /like/ an alligator? All.....lifelike.....and hid in your.........................bushes. teapawt.net/SatanGuideMe/status/73…
That's not the good kind of pain. teapawt.net/GetBackSatan/status/73…
But I live to bring you pain. I thought you were into that. teapawt.net/SatanGuideMe/status/73…
When you think that someone is gone forever.....and then they pop back up into your life and suddenly THE WORLD IS 100X BETTER.
I actually have two turtles that look like them, only bigger cuz they're older. So this is accurate. teapawt.net/GetBackSatan/status/73…
This is also what it looks like when I bite people. teapawt.net/GetBackSatan/status/73…
My life........ My life so hard. teapawt.net/GetBackSatan/status/73…
Good things come to those who wait (for the prime moment to say something epic that is worthy of such a name change) teapawt.net/GetBackSatan/status/73…
When I realize it has been too long since I have said anything dumb/funny enough for @SatanGuideMe to change his name even though I love it.
--ARE YOU ON THIS FINE DAY, DIMMY? °Looks around all twitchy like a suspicious squirrel.° teapawt.net/In_The_Twilight/status…
HIIIIIIII! [Squeals happily and squeezes him in a bear-like hug] I knew ya gotta come 'round on Friday 13th. [Beams] teapawt.net/SatanGuideMe/status/73…
Obviously! Friday the 13th is like Christmas to me! °Hides my machete behind my back.° ...I MEAN-- SO HOW-- teapawt.net/In_The_Twilight/status…
HIIIIIIII! [Squeals happily and squeezes him in a bear-like hug] I knew ya gotta come 'round on Friday 13th. [Beams] teapawt.net/SatanGuideMe/status/73…
Also, 2017 could kill me..... RE, PR, CU, WW, JL. teapawt.net/GetBackSatan/status/73…
I know which one you're talking about! But I started screaming inside at Captain Underpants......... teapawt.net/GetBackSatan/status/73…
°FALLS ON MY FACE BECAUSE I'M CAUGHT OFF GUARD.° DIMMY! HEY. °Caaautiously attempts to huuug.° teapawt.net/In_The_Twilight/status…
[Jumps on @SatanGuideMe's back and screams in his ear] RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
This is accurate! Loyal, smart, SMELLS EVERYTHING FROM A MILE AWAY...EVEN BULLSHIT. teapawt.net/GetBackSatan/status/73…
@InhalantInject BEAR. I AM BEAR.
Also, @SatanGuideMe! Look! German shepherds! teapawt.net/astrologyIife/status/7…
Obviously! /Someone/ has to stand guard while she licks your face! teapawt.net/GetBackSatan/status/72…
You're the one licking my face. And @SatanGuideMe is the one vigilantly on guard/stank eyeing, right? teapawt.net/ChurlishDefense/status…