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Ignore your instincts to flee. You are a monster too. Everything I post is satire nothing I say should be acted on. Western chauvinist.

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BREAKING: Federal MP Helen Haines was struck by a white Land Rover outside her electoral office on Murphy Street, Wangaratta, at approximately 3:30pm this afternoon.
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Replying to @elonmusk
Surely “game over for America” is sufficiently serious to motivate a fully developed plan B…
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The diversity regime cannot and will not be reversed through ordinary politics or arguments (however substantial they are in demonstrating that multiculturalism has been a disaster). The liberal capitalist system has a great capacity to absorb "challenges" -- mass protests over migrant rapes, periodic riots, widespread discontent with Indians and Blacks. Its inclination is to double down and intensify the need for "education" against racism, offer greater opportunities for nonwhites, bring in more immigrants to reinforce its stand against the "last generation" of white supremacists. A populist party that is elected while retaining even a minimal attachment to ethno-nationalism will trigger intense polarization, massive riots from the far left, endless media and legal attacks, and a likely coalition of all mainstream parties. A populist party, facing this situation, can remain inside the acceptable liberal framework of politics if it narrows remigration to illegals, criminals, and failed asylum claims ---- and if it accepts the liberal-multicultural conception of citizenship. If a populist party stands its ground and pushes mass remigration aimed at restoring ethnic continuity, it will collide directly with the meta-code permeating every institution in Western society. It will not suffice to hold executive political power to achieve success in the face of this reality. It will require a simultaneous sequence of cascading failures across economic, political, and cultural systems, including a legitimation crisis, leading elite members, or the military forces, to side with the populists, resulting in a civil war, and thus making possible a complete rupture with the liberal meta-code.
BREAKING: More than 150 illegal boat migrants have arrived in the UK today or are currently on their way there in the English Channel. It’s the first day with boat migrant arrivals in 3 weeks after a long spell of bad weather conditions. Before today, the last successful illegal crossings were on October 7th, when 119 migrants arrived on 2 dinghies. Those arriving today have taken the total number of migrant crossings so far this year to more than 21 000. More boat migrants could arrive later today as there are reports of additional groups of migrants trying to set off from several French beaches right now.
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Halloween means less than nothing to me. But my kids like dressing up and eating lollies. I'm not getting in the way of that.
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Replying to @elonmusk
What’s coming was avoidable, but Republicans in Congress let Trump start a war, increase spending, arm a genocide, betray MAHA, and cover up for Epstein’s coconspirators. I was ousted with over $30 million of foreign lobby money for refusing to go along, and here we are.
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This is actually bizarre how much the Star Wars prequels achieved hyperstition and precisely described the Zoomer experience of stupid incompetent elders allowing a Republic to be destroyed from within by scheming Deep State Praetorians while the self-righteous girldads blocked the alienated young Zoomer man from a tradwife courtship with his ideal woman and flooded his community with favela brown biomass until his family members are damaged by random, violent, incomprehensible barbarian nomads (Anakin's mother murdered by Tusken raiders). The whole thing is just, the most talented smart young white man child prodigy of his generation is selected early on to be an elite, then he enters a decaying institution right as a cascade failure occurs and all of civilization breaks down with sexual dysfunction, swarms of nonwhite barbarians running wild, bureaucrats systemically designing problems to parasitically feed on the corpse of the Republic, and his Boomer elders are completely blind to the problems they have created and give him endless self-righteous moral lectures about duty. The Jedi fail to protect their Sensitive Young Man and are addicted to their Boomer Hippie International Liberalism ideals of throwing a young white man into a prison yard alongside foreign savages. A liberal, multicultural Republic collapses from internal dysfunction and tribes of foreign traitor ethnic cartels, but mostly due to idealistic Boomer Jedi who are so ideologically fixated on a false reality that they cannot recognize that the Republic is dying. Sexual dysfunction, incompetent Boomer elders, mass migration, a high-trust society collapsing into a low-trust society, damaged talent pipelines into elite institutions. It's all there. The emergence of an aristocratic patronage network from the ruins of a free market. A liberal, multicultural Republic collapses into the brutal militarized-industrialized order of a 90% white ethnostate organized around religious fanaticism and a secret society brotherhood (Sith) of imperial elites. From the ashes of a dead corpse Republic rise two Great Men of History: Octavian and Agrippa, Palpatine and Darth Vader, the Emperor and his top general. Whitepill.
Lucas tried to make a trilogy about how George Bush sucks but accidentally told a prophetic tale of the disaffected zoomer white man
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No matter how hard i try i just cannot give any significant to the number 33. Noticers that point this out need to detox.
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This is actually an IQ test. What made the Industrial Revolution possible was European governments spending multiple centuries culling the bottom 2% criminal element as a state-run eugenics program, until the aristocratic gene pool improved enough to develop a large base of men with the time preference to stop killing the Golden Goose and allow for novel legal concepts such as copyright, intellectual property to be protected so that men like Elon Musk could develop technological wealth production, sanitation, railroads, electricity, etc.. The real historical Bene Gesserit Kwisatz Haderach was multiple centuries of firing squads and gallows purging the gene pool of everyone who didn't get it, while at the same time aristocratic men married and had more kids and organized into secret cabal conspiracies of friendships such as the Royal Society of London. Jealousy is a huge problem. Crabs-in-a-bucket mentality. When Deng Xiaoping took over the Chinese nation which Mao Zedong had terrorized and destroyed, one of the things Deng Xiaoping said in public was "Let some people get rich first". The crowd will always want to tear the Great Man of History down. You have to change the incentive structure. Elon Musk MOGs everybody, and most people just seethe and want to murder him and take his stuff. We need two things: a selfless admiration of heroic achievement, and an absolute ruthless brutality willingness to get our hands dirty and crush anyone who tries to interfere with our success. Billionaires need bodyguards. They need to be protected from the mob with pitchforks. In China, Jack Ma got too powerful with Alibaba and he got disappeared and his family got kidnapped and Jack Ma's business was taken over by the government and he was humiliated and sent to go work at elementary schools after he had been a billionaire, so that everyone knew not to try to get too rich and ambitious. Tall poppies get cut. Civilization requires a society to develop mechanisms for protecting exceptional individuals from the destructive impulses of the majority. Otherwise, you get African barbarism where the parasitic obese mammies are robbing the farmers and builders before anything can get built.
People have this intuitive sense that people who create wealth are actually hoarding it from everyone else. That assumes the wealth existed beforehand. That assumes a kind of law of conservation of wealth, where wealth is never created or destroyed but just moved around. That isn’t how wealth works. Elon created something that didn’t exist before.
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Imagine how low your standards have to be for this to be something to spruke. This is just basic maintenance and infrastructure.
BREAKING: Labor will upgrade 50 local roads. And fix 500,000 potholes.
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jewish man tells Australian that there's no end to diversity, your country will be endlessly flooded with migrants until you cease to exist. 'For you history ends':
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“You were the chosen one. It was said that you would fund my retirement, not endanger it. Bring about an egalitarian utopia that makes you the lowest priority while demanding the highest contributions from you, not use your power in your own interests.”
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When i take over Australia international remittances will be banned and cinemas will only be able to screen ethnic movies at 3am.
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Australia's per capita economy is worse than it appears. As the composition of the population changes over time, children become a smaller and smaller proportion of the population. This effectively results in children being replaced proportionally by working age people, who overwhelmingly have jobs or welfare payments to fund their consumption. If you divide total GDP by the working age population, not the entire population, it presents an even worse picture of the last four years than the headline per capita figure. It also further reveals the gulf between the pre-GFC era economy when it worked for the average person and the post-GFC era where it really hasn't.
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Lower your expectations so you can only be pleasantly surprised rather than disappointed.
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Replying to @MorgothsReview
Gambling is eugenic. I don't want unlucky people elevated.
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These are the types of people that want to censor your speech btw.
The deputy leader of the far-left Greens party has gone into meltdown over a social media comment calling her a "stupid bitch", which she bizarrely described as "violent language towards women". She called the lawyer who left the comment, only to hang up on him when he stood his ground.
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The gay race communists have ensured your electricity is expensive, now they are putting the screws in on compute. We're cactus.
Replying to @88888sAccount
They're gona make compute expensive for Australians when it becomes the defacto primary input.
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