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Satosh Jr retweeted
At this point I'm thoroughly convinced that there is no reasonable argument against OP_CAT. The implementation is solid and there are demonstrated usages of the tech that make Bitcoin better for people using it. Share an actual network/tech concern with me
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ANNOUNCEMENT: THE TAPROOT WIZARDS ARE MIGRATING TO SOLANA BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS THEM REPLY BELOW WITH YOUR SOL ADDRESS
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Satosh Jr retweeted
Nobody wants @TaprootWizards
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Satosh Jr retweeted
Breaking news We have found that one person who would drop .eth for @TaprootWizards
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These prizes will be worth 0.69 btc before xmas... Don't fade $BRO 🐻🎄 Post your meme in your feed OR below this post Use the hashtag #BearishAF Like + RT this tweet 24hrs ⌛️
BEARISH MEME CONTEST 2ND EDITION 🐻🍍 It's time for even the laziest bros to have a chance to stack more $BRO 🥇 1st: $100 🥈 2nd: $69 🥉 3nd: $42 Jump into our AI Memetic Bearfare if you're bearish enough: Text to image: glif.app/@AnonPunkBTC/glifs/… Image to image (NEW): glif.app/@BroAnonBTC/glifs/c… To participate: - Post the meme on your feed using the hashtag #BearishAF - Tag @btcbrobear - Like + RT this tweet Results: november 22nd
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Repost if you will be attending the interview with @rodarmor (inventor of Runes and Ordinals) tomorrow night on @TheOrdinalShow! teapawt.net/i/spaces/1nAJEpWDlLlGL

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THE STARS ARE ALIGNED the Taproot Wizards community is like no other. strap in, and get ready to discover the world that they built. find the link in the first reply below, and ENTER THE SPELLVERSE. 👇
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Satosh Jr retweeted
This is wild. $DOG is the most decentralized dog coin in the industry by a country mile Top 100 Holders of Doge, Shib, WIF, and BONK hold 66%, 75%, 61%, and 63%, respectively 🙅‍♂️ For $DOG it’s only 22% 🤯
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🚨 INSIDER: Confidential sources within Binance report that the team is discussing Bitcoin Runes.
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Petition for @krakenfx to list $DOG the #1 memecoin on Bitcoin ✏️ Repost to sign
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Petition for the @binance listing team to stop listing low cap corporate memecoins and instead list $DOG the #1 memecoin on Bitcoin ✏️ Repost to sign
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Runes were a mistake…. but OP_CAT fixes this! INTRODUCING CATNIP: bitcoin-native CAT-powered tokens The user experience of BRC-20s and Runes felt disappointing to most crypto enthusiasts. While ordinals and inscriptions are widely considered to be a superior version of NFTs on other chains, Runes and BRC-20s do not meet the standard set by fungible tokens on other networks. The source of the frustration is a fundamental issue with these protocols: bitcoin consensus (bitcoin nodes and miners) isn’t aware of their existence. That means that whenever anyone wants to trade BTC for runes or vice versa, they have to jump through cumbersome steps to “lie and cheat the code” and get the bitcoin network to do what they want. Sort of. That’s why you have to split your runes UTXOs. That’s why people have to buy the entire listing of a rune and can’t just buy part of it. That’s why you can’t do bids. That’s why you can’t have liquidity pools and AMMs. CATNIP fixes all of that. it’s a new, bitcoin-native token protocol, that supercharges coins with our OP_CAT recursive covenants — the same recursive covenants that power @rot13maxi’s Purrfect Vaults — to allow bitcoin consensus (miners and nodes) to enforce the protocol rules. True bitcoin-native tokens, that you can play with inside bitcoin script. No other token protocol can do that! CATNIP allows marketplaces to have partially-filled orders, where users don’t have to split their UTXOs ahead of time and can just buy the amount of tokens that they want. It allows bids, where users could say that they want to buy an amount of CATNIPs for a certain BTC price, and let one or multiple sellers fill them. It will even allow onchain L1 AMMs and liquidity pools! We don’t think L1 AMMs will be a great experience, because of bitcoin’s slow blocks and other issues related to transaction relay policies, but CATNIP will also allow fast and secure offchain AMMs (for example, using CatVM). We’ve been working on CATNIP for a while! It is in development and we’ll have it ready by the time OP_CAT is live on the bitcoin mainnet. We’ve seen a couple of other teams exploring similar designs. That’s awesome! That’s the power of OP_CAT, you can expect a ton of awesome new designs once it’s live on the bitcoin mainnet! THERE ARE NO CATNIP TOKENS FOR YOU TO BUY OR MINT RIGHT NOW. CATNIP will only go live once OP_CAT is live on the bitcoin mainnet. We expect it to be extremely useful for stablecoins, but I’m sure you degenerates will use it for other stuff too. Some people might attempt to experiment with those ideas on altcoins that have OP_CAT enabled, and that’s awesome! But true bitcoin-native CATNIPs will have to wait until OP_CAT is live. For now, follow @quantumcats for updates, and @rot13maxi for a technical deep-dive coming soon! Maybe turn on notifications too. gmeow! 🐱
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Satosh Jr retweeted
40k Discord Partyyy 🥳🎉 We are on track to pass 40,000 members in our discord server!!! Come join us tonight around 9pm EST for a huge giveaway party to celebrate us crossing 40k tonight! Join here - discord.gg/btcmachine Invite your friends to win more prizes as well. (Invite tracker on with bot detection so invite real peps ONLY) 🤖 Beep Boop
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One of the greatest Bitcoin speeches of all time.
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DID YOU THINK WE FORGOT ABOUT THE GOLDEN CAPES???? today we are celebrating the progress we’ve made together towards bringing OP_CAT back. one massive step that happened recently, was when OP_CAT was assigned a BIP number! back in january people told us it would never happen. now we have not one, but two BIP numbers! BIP-420 (aka BIP-347 in some circles) was assigned to OP_CAT thanks to YOU! to celebrate, cat0078 just received a Taproot Wizards Golden Cape! that means it will be redeemable for a Taproot Wizard when they get distributed in the future! but BIP-420 isn’t the only progress we’ve made towards OP_CAT recently… 👀 if you want to see more golden capes revealed soon: 1️⃣ add “| BIP-420 🐱” to your twitter name 2️⃣ reply “BIP-420 is coming!” 3️⃣ 🚨DELIST YOUR CATS. THEY MAY EVOLVE AT ANY MOMENT AND WITHOUT WARNING🚨
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Satosh Jr retweeted
How Bitcoin miner signaling for a softfork works explained in 26 seconds
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I'm very excited to announce that a bundle of $DOG runes tokens will be sent to the south pole of the moon later this year on the @SpaceX IM-2 mission inside of a @LunarOutpostInc moon rover done in collaboration with @LunarCrush! $DOG is literally going to the moon 🚀🌕
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Petition for @CoinMarketCap to track $DOG ✏️ Repost to sign
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READY ? Like + RT - Drop bc1p ( FCFS 200 )
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