@SayAnythingH

Cheese stan. Hydrated AF. Potato. Bad Luck. Frumpling. The epitome of average. Petty bitch sometimes. heavy load. @mbs59er’s ideal-ish participation trophy wife

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Joined June 2011
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Group projects should be all the proof you need that communism will never work.
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Mr. Matt@mbs59erOct 27
There is a personal situation that @SayAnythingH and I have been going through and we are in the position of needing to seek assistance. If you are unable to donate, please share the link. You never know who might see it or who might be able to help. givesendgo.com/help-me-keep-…

Help Me Keep a Roof Over My Head | GiveSendGo

I never thought I would find myself writing something like this. Asking for help is not something that comes easily to me, and putting my situation out there…

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Fun fact, if you clean the bristles on your vacuum it actually starts to pick up dirt again
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Please read. Any help appreciated, share if you can.
Mr. Matt@mbs59erOct 27
There is a personal situation that @SayAnythingH and I have been going through and we are in the position of needing to seek assistance. If you are unable to donate, please share the link. You never know who might see it or who might be able to help. givesendgo.com/help-me-keep-…

Help Me Keep a Roof Over My Head | GiveSendGo

I never thought I would find myself writing something like this. Asking for help is not something that comes easily to me, and putting my situation out there…

givesendgo.com
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Imagine thinking speed “limits” are the actual limit. Merely guidelines at best
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Sturdy Bitch Jenn
@nogooddeed2Oct 22
I can say with absolute certainty I never married my brother.
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Tfw you want to wear cute sweaters and boots but you live in Florida
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CCP IS ASSHOE
@CCPISASSH0EOct 17
Pro tip: If your child looks like a school shooter out of central casting, maybe don’t buy him a gun
New York Post
@nypostOct 16
The extreme measures Oregon shooter took to enter the school - and why he targeted special-ed room trib.al/VprEkvY
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He’s talking about your tweets
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That lane is for breaking the law, not for coasting along like some old man named Elmer! - me, maybe (probably) while my husband is driving
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It’s beginning to look a lot like it’s almost Christmastime
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If you see me filling up on chips and salsa before my meal is even ordered, mind ya business. I’m exercising my free will as an adult.
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Never thought I’d need to say this but apparently someone out there needs to here that soup should *NEVER* be sweet
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*hear
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I don’t like Reese’s. There, I’ve said it. Cancel me if you want to.
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The worst part of my day was that my chicken tasted like chicken at dinner. Tragic.
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Oh, I’ve talked about this before xitter.cf/sayanythingh/status/10…
Ari🦋✨
@Ariszn12Sep 26
What if instead of Capitalism we just shared resources and took care of each other.
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I have once again burnt the roof of my mouth on mozzarella sticks and I already know I’ll do it again next time
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Painted my toenails about 2 hours ago and they’re probably dry but I better not walk or touch anything for another 6 hours. Just in case.
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If your name is Tommy Lee and you are a pastor, you need to change your name. I don’t care if it was your daddy’s name and your papaw’s name and your great grandpappy’s name before you. You need to change your name.
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Leaning towards causing a ruckus
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