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Freaky Ass Misbefrotten

@ScapularSquire

pervert posting without a punchline to hide behind here as a form of self harm/help idfk how often I’ll even remember this account main: @dingle_biter no minor

 he/they/heEEEELP HELP ME HELP
Joined June 2026
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Maybe if I’m ever confident enough to start marketing transsexual knight porn or whatever that’s what I’ll do with this account I just need to fucking get over being sexizophrenic and shamepilled and instinctively scared of some divine punishment I don’t even believe in first
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Cloudie (@Thickclouder) profile picture
Cloudie@ThickclouderOct 22
babe can we co-op goon tonight
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clara (@claraxoxo95) profile picture
clara@claraxoxo95Oct 15
the idea of someone beating off to my pictures gets me so horny idk
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dee ˎˊ˗ (@grlkissher) profile picture
dee ˎˊ˗@grlkissherOct 15
normalise sending moaning and whimpering audio to your oomfs (it’s me, i’m oomfs)
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shitty (@sereehg) profile picture
shitty@sereehgOct 12
unas ganas d taparle la boca a algun hombre y pajearlo todo, no le daria chance ni a que se queje 👅
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melo (@melomalloww) profile picture
melo
@melomallowwAug 23
i feel so flattered when someone tells me they touched themselves to me bc I lowk hate myself
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Stupid penis boner would not leave me alone yesterday and I had the apartment to myself so I tried to record audio and my phone locked itself on low battery like a minute in and I didn’t notice #whatever #fuckyou
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bleh (@prcttybuggie) profile picture
bleh@prcttybuggieAug 11
computah how do i ask for whimpering audios computah
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𓃹 (@punkbnny) profile picture
𓃹@punkbnnyAug 6
you’re ragebaiting me because you want to have sex with me aren’t you
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hinayu aka bonergirl (@femtagonist) profile picture
hinayu aka bonergirl@femtagonistAug 7
I get a boner a lot and it makes me feel like a pervert
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twotex (@TW0TEX) profile picture
twotex@TW0TEXAug 6
Moving out of your parents and living by yourself introduces you to activities you never realized you could do completely naked
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lita of lovetwt (@pawsomepuppi) profile picture
lita of lovetwt@pawsomepuppiAug 5
im a whore for body hair. i love armpit hair, i love bush, i love happy trails, i love chest hair. >_<"
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computer (@computer1010101) profile picture
computer@computer1010101Aug 5
I have the sunken eyes of a chronic masturbator
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₥ïłłêr 🦂 (@mlr1k) profile picture
₥ïłłêr 🦂@mlr1kAug 5
don’t call me “pretty boy” it WILL start leaking
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delulupin (@fauxxfacade) profile picture
delulupin@fauxxfacadeAug 5
*gives you a little tug* hows it hanging man
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M@preetythreatAug 5
Thinkin of your hands on my lower belly
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need to use someone like a fucking fleshlight but all I got is this stupid ass fagina and it’s ruining my life
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Freaky Ass Misbefrotten@ScapularSquireAug 4
If a man gets aroused by a woman in emotional distress he needs to be executed immediately but if a sensitive man starts crying around me and a tear runs down the inside of my thigh too mind your fucking business dude I’m literally an empath that’s just my empathy boner okay
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