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Joined October 2023
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You guys have no limits when it comes to coming up with insults because WHAT is this?!๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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The more you lock in, the more you have to lock in to maintain all you gained by locking in.
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I love a woman that wouldnโt even think about putting you in certain situations because she thinks too highly of you
I have a theory that people who say "I'm only coming for one drink" are directly responsible for 80% of the alcohol that ends up being consumed.
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Being someone's emergency contact and their drinking partner is a serious conflict of interest.
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What a strange-looking caterpillar! ๐คฃ๐
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Remember to keep your mouth shut when that crazy invoice hits. I know the urge to be shashalazi will press you but just look at your banking app, smile and go about your day.
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The trick is never to think youโve arrived. Never lose the hunger. Hlonipha ispaan sakho,
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If someone is winning, they're not winning against you. They're winning against life.
So, drop the unnecessary envy and hate.





















