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Greg Schindler

@Schindizzle

Plus-sized hand model | former @funnyordie | future nostalgist

 San Jose, Calif.
Joined April 2010
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The Mavericks can’t wait to trade Cooper Flagg to the Lakers. #nbadraft2025
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The most shocking upset in sports history is Deion Sanders’ son being passed up for a white kid from Utah with greater mobility.
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This is egg-regious.
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Might ball out and order eggs at the club tonight.
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Greg Schindler@Schindizzle13 Dec 2023
With all due respect to Mariah, Beverly D’Angelo will always be the true Queen of Christmas.
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Greg Schindler@Schindizzle8 Dec 2021
With all due respect to Clark Griswold, what the fuck kind of holiday bonus was he expecting that would cover putting in a swimming pool and flying in all of his relatives to dedicate it?
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They should try advertising Dr. Pepper during college football.
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Yeah, but could Mike Tyson beat Mr. Beast? Or maybe Blippi?
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Tyson’s glove must taste like Holyfield’s ear.
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Live look at Jake Paul
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Imagine going through this without Halloween candy.
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Election night be like:
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Telling someone who they look like is one of life's biggest gambles.
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Think Snoop Dogg would ever advertise something?
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Before the internet, people argued about things because they couldn't look them up, so it's nice to have the internet now so no one argues anymore.
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Does Florida State even lift?
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Can't believe this shitty Florida State team nearly upset Georgia Tech.
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Oh, you love Tree Hills? Name One.
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"If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life." -- junkies
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