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Believing in the devil is so funny. There’s all these sophisticated philosophical arguments for God like the prime mover and greatest conceivable being and it’s like ok sure, but there’s also this little red dude he’s got beef with who is responsible for making people horny
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Was just reminded of how the navy seals that the raid on bin laden all ended up writing their own contradictory novels about how it went down and I'm cracking up at the idea of adapting them all as one movie told in the style of Rashomon
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Christopher Columbus: I’ll find that gold any day now, trust me this land is super valuable. This is Japan btw
Sir Francis Drake: just stole $30 million in gold from the Spanish, I’ll just circumnavigate the earth to get home. Nbd, I heard about a guy who did it 40 years ago
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Americans after their military kills the national hero of another state, or smokes 60 civilians at once and lies about it : what is this, sweeps week!
Americans when Will Smith has a BPD sunday: I hope my kids die rather than continue living in this scary world
We mocked everyone who voted for Biden. Now he is on the verge of being assassinated for being too based
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The way Sinema practically begs for McConnell's attention and approval before tanking her own party's massively popular legislation, and how he still gives her none of it, is a perfect distillation of how Democrats operate.
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I feel like I’m losing my fucking mind...and don’t say she’s an outlier, an alarming number of people are processing criticism of the Biden administration this way.
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Correction: This article has been updated with further context regarding Biden's comments in Atlanta. The headline was corrected to remove the word "falsely." The original tweet has been deleted.
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preserve this forever. they won’t teach this in our schools because it’s not “politically correct” but it’s part of our heritage as Americans
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I don’t see how anyone, especially those vested in anti-racism and anti-imperialism, is willing to invoke “terrorism.” Consider for even a second the countless people who have been murdered across the globe in service of this concept
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There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen and then there are days when something really funny happens
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As good a day as any to remember the wise words of French patriot Francois Hanriot, a reformer with results
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God bless the president and the first lady. If you pray, please pray for their speedy and complete recovery — and for everyone infected, everywhere.
This virus is horrific and merciless — no one would wish its wrath on anyone.
We must get its spread under control. Enough.


























