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I’m just here for the jokes & slander.

New York City
Joined November 2010
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Bo Bichette is exercising his $42 million player option for next season and staying with the New York Mets, league sources tell The Athletic. Bichette, 28, holds another player option worth the same amount for 2028. nytimes.com/athletic/7736936…
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Jon Heyman tweeting fuckery as per usual
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Give him the job now
The plan is for Shawn Michaels to essentially step into Bruce Prichard’s current role in WWE after Prichard retires. (PWInsider)
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The Mets are hiring Deron Johnson as a special assignment scout, league sources said. Johnson had spent more than three decades with the Minnesota Twins, notably as scouting director and last working as a senior advisor.
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Everyone keeps asking how David Stearns feels tonight but I’m wondering how Craig Counsel feels
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John Smoltz continues to criticize Jacob Misiorowski because he can’t fathom the idea of someone being better than he ever was in just their second year of Major League Baseball. He’s a deeply insecure man who can’t accept that someone is succeeding in a way that challenges his conventional ideas about pitching. There is no analysis from Smoltz anymore, and there hasn’t been in a long time. It’s just projections from a grumpy old man yelling at clouds.
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Wrap this up, let’s get the offseason started
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One of New York sports history's most surreal nights occurred 40 years ago tonight The Mets win Game 7 of the 1986 World Series over the Red Sox, while simultaneously 15 miles to the west, the Giants defeat the Redskins in a key divisional MNF showdown at the Meadowlands. Nearly everyone at Giants Stadium follows every pitch of the baseball action on Sony Watchmans or by radio October 27, 1986
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Pat Murphy might make Joey Ortiz walk back to the hotel
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Rays Devil Magic survives one more night
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That’s not tension they feel in Tropicana Field, it’s boredom.
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Caminero defensive moment
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Why is Joe Davis spewing an NFL Draft-style negative monologue every time a player makes a great play?
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Me and the 4 other JAŸ-Z fans during the half time show
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As the Colts now have begun to trade players ahead of the NFL’s deadline, it’s worth a reminder: the New York Jets hold Indianapolis’ 2027 first-round draft pick.
Trade: Colts have agreed to send eight-time Pro-Bowl guard Quenton Nelson to the Seattle Seahawks, per me and @rapsheet. Nelson is on an expiring contract and the Colts are opting to get back draft capital now before they could lose him in free agency. But an all-time Colt now moves on to the Seahawks.
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// 1500% // METRO ONLY // NO M320, NO RPG, NO C4 OR BAN// HARDCORE ONLY // CLANS WELCOME
One glimpse of that iconic blue, and suddenly it’s 2011 all over again 🔵 15 years since Battlefield 3 first hit the battlefield.
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Has FOX found a way to blame the Mets for Freddy Peralta’s teammates not being able to hit anymore?
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Congratulations to Francisco Lindor of the New York Mets, winner of the 2026 Roberto Clemente Award presented by Capital One! 👏
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What about Mets, Jets, & Nets…
Being a Jets fan is like having a terminal illness but not ever dying
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