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Scorpy

@ScorpyLil

Mechatronics Engineer|| ToXic ||Atheist || Narcissist|| Liar|| Sadist|| TUK ||Fake friend | Embedded systems|| IoT.

 Kenya
Joined September 2020
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To those who linked us to money making opportunities this year.
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The Sadness of Existentialism
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The Best Thing They Did for Their Country: Messi Ronaldo
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The Difference Between Messi and Ronaldo
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nimeingilia vita ya locals flani apa nimekula kidevu ata sijui imetokea wapi
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Going to get beers with my retarded boys who like fights for the 30th time in a row. Life is good mamae.
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Wambua
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Somalia is collapsing but Somalis in Kenya think they're holding our country together 😂😂
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2016- You can’t be the GOAT with no International Trophy 2026- You don’t need a World Cup to be the GOAT These guys eh 😭😂
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We don’t do that here 🤝🤝 We only recognize the one and only true GOAT Messi.
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It won’t last, I just need it documented.
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Kestin@keskananaNov 7
Thicky Sandra anasema haezi date jamaa huchew jaba eti ju ni disgusting. Na watu wa jaba nao wakiulizwa wanasema aje😂
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I would wipe my ass with the pages of the Quran if it wasn’t so disrespectful to my shit.
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tbh, I’ve never seen an elite player hit the sui celebration after scoring It’s always the mid ones like Delap and Garnacho. No wonder they idolise Ronaldo they’re just as average as their role model 😂
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Kuna penye nataka kuterminate contract ya Real Madrid then nisign ya Coventry,,hii kunyamaziana imezidi sana😂😂
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🚨🇺🇸 OFFICIAL: Lionel Messi wins the MLS Golden Boot 2026 and becomes the first player ever to win it back to back. 👟✨ 2025 — 29 goals in 28 games 👟✨ 2026 — 26 goals in 31 games
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Retired@TTT10RNov 7
موضوع ان ميسي ما عطى لايك على بوست كريستيانو اخذ ضجه اكثر من خبر اعتزاله
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I have placed a bet on Messi to score a hat trick tonight. Easiest money ever! 🤝
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Currently sina hata mia na niko happy, enyewe happy are the poor.
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My favourite black jeans ikiskia nikiitiwa pombe😂
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Jabez@Jabali_JrNov 6
Starehe goes hand in hand with convenience. You can't convince me otherwise. Hakuna vile nitapiga starehe Kilimani na naishi Utawala, niite mtiaji but he'll no. Hio lap nani anapiga?
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Tried nonchalant gimmick and now I've gone another year without a girlfriend 😂.
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