Queer 🏳️🌈 | He/They | Puma | Beekeeper 🐝 | Runner 👟| Drag Fan | Fur Coat Addiction | Paws | 🇺🇦 🇵🇸
Joined May 2025
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“There has to be a gogo. I don’t care if there’s no hot people in your town. Put the closet thing you have to one up on a box.” - Crystal Methyd
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“I swear, if you were all on a tiger-infested island with no food or water, you'd judge every ship that came to save you.”
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“Cha-bbt, write me a useless defense for my absurd behavior that no one will bother reading because I am deservedly a laughingstock of the nation.”
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“Darling, if you want to talk bollocks and discover the meaning of life you're better off just downing a bottle of whisky. At least that way you're unconscious by the time you start to take yourself seriously.”
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All 10 pixels of the karaoke meet group photo I am in make me look like I am plotting a murder 🔪 🥰
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Lord, grant me the strength to stop impulse shopping for new fur coats, the courage to negotiate them down in price, and the wisdom to know if this lynx coat is gonna luck fly as fuck.
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