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TV writer, producer.

Sydney, New South Wales
Joined April 2010
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When Trump hands you his scorecard
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It's possible Trump thinks the titles in sitcoms also exist in the real world like Too Many Cooks.
TRUMP: He had MS-13 on his knuckles, tattooed! MORAN: That was photoshopped TRUMP: Terry, they're giving you the big break of a lifetime. I picked you. But you're not being very nice.
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Hospitals in Australia: “Free Healthcare is a human right and you shan’t pay a penny! Also we’ve outsourced our parking to a multinational conglomerate who charge $58 a hour”
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Calling Trump a fascist assumes a level of coherence, understanding and self-awareness that just isn’t there. Trump is a fascist in the same way that a bear riding a bicycle is a cyclist.
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At Planet America we're sorry we took the last 2 weeks off. So as a public service, here's a quick catch-up of what we missed covering. (thanks to @ScottAbbot ) Oh, and there's a 50min special tonight at 9pm.
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AI is getting crazy good.
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it was on the door the whole time
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We’ve all heard of the “October surprise”, this is the closely-related “June confirmation of what has been extremely obvious for ages”
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It's easy to forget how much the world has changed in a decade, but imagine trying to explain to yourself 10 years ago the sentence "Former and future US President Donald J. Trump is selling NFTs of his own indictment mugshots" collecttrumpcards.com/
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Everyone talks about 5G conspiracies but the real conspiracy is in-flight WiFi. There is no such thing as in-flight Wifi and never was. The real entertainment is you spending the whole flight trying to connect.
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There needs to be a way to tell twitters ad algorithm that you aren’t aggressively in the market for a new tractor, you just have a 3 year old
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“You can’t elect me! I quit!”
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Incredible irony that Elon is trashing Twitter so quickly that it’s only possibly to keep up with the destruction on Twitter.
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"Now, do a wave for the history textbooks!"
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So Trump said something stupid, waited until all his supporters had tried explain it and then swooped in and said he was being sarcastic - rendering all their public explanations embarrassingly false. I finally believe in 4D chess.
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Randwick Council has spent all winter widening the footpath to the beach on Coogee Bay Road (see the original roof line). Now @Telstra has come along and installed one of their giant new phone booths that blocks all of the new space. So... what was the point?
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Terrible reviews for the International Criminal Court
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