@Scouselikebread

Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see

Joined January 2012
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Replying to @rioferdy5
@rioferdy5 will you spare a thought for the rest of the country struggling to make a living while your on 80k a week you fuckin bellend
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The Peter Crouch Documentary shows two things : His Ald fella is a cunt What the fuck has happened to Abbey Clancy’s accent
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There you go. Now everyone can shut the fuck up
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Rest in Peace
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£500? The pram is worth 3x that . Deffo been resprayed that, wheels changed and got a private 3D reg now
Anthony Fowler
@afowler062 Jul 2022
PLEASE RETWEET 🙏🏻 some 🐀 has robbed my babies pram on allerton road from the road outside Iceland and Oddbins, it was about 2:45pm today, if anyone got any information or someone try’s to sell them this Versace pram plz get in touch, £500 reward if you get me it back 🙏🏻
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That’s not a mural that. Some fella has just painted Paul Whitehouse from the “Ain’t milk Brilliant” advert on some fucking bricks
mcfc lads
@mcfc_lads10 Jun 2022
Phil Foden’s mural in Stockport has been completed 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💙
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Seen more people queuing at the self serve in the Asda on a Friday
BBC North West
@BBCNWT23 May 2022
Excitement is building ahead of the @ManCity victory parade, the buses set off an in hour 🏆⚽️👏
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I’ve said this for years and I’ll stand by it. Southport is a shithole
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Proper grasses self serve tills aren’t they. Screaming to everyone whether you’ve got money in your bank or not . “Payment accepted” or “You’re Fucking Skint”
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Proper ironed out that scouse accent has Jodie Comer #BAFTAs
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Pep after sending an injured @kylewalker2 back out again
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Sliders and socks = massive nonce Sliders and no socks = massive nonce Sliders just knocking about your house = perfectly fine Sliders in public = massive nonce
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To the group of lads I’ve just seen in town all dressed ready for a blizzard. Youse must fucking stink in this weather
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Mad Twitter isn’t it. You can have the shittest opinion going and someone will always agree with you
KB24@bytwlvefr20 Apr 2022
Missy Elliot was a female rapper that didn’t have to rely on raunchy lyrics and ass shaking to get records off the shelf, that’s why I always choose her when it comes down to who’s the 🐐
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Boss day to be working on a site in Manchester. The mancs have gone quiet
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I’d let him steam through her to be fair , then make him brekkie afterwards
💗Miss Slinky Hels💗@helsbellsXOXO16 Apr 2022
My fella would well and truly let me leave him for this one And if he’d have me, as much as I love my fella I’d be off like a shot
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Forget giving the NHS a pay rise, you should give all the gate fellas on building sites one instead. You’d think they’re saving lives the way they fucking go on
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That’s me with everything
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Imagine if @GNev2 played in this generation, the crying little bastard
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People who clean service station bogs deserve the world, fair fucking play to them
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People scousers are salt of the earth, there’s also a load of them who are bad dickheads aswel
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