@Script_Samurai

Writer. Professional kitchen sink thrower. Repped by AAO Entertainment. https://xitter.cf/t.co/jo21qzN4xB

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Joined December 2011
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Have you ever had a Clearly Canadian?
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On the menu tonight: Smoked pulled pork bbq with coleslaw and Old Bay crab chips
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“I was already full — off a large serving of disrespect.” I’m stealing this
T𑀣ᑏI 🇦🇱🇺🇸@RexKwonDo92Oct 27
This was an email a friend of mine got from a kid in her department at the college she works at
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She’s about to turn your ass into a damn house plant
Hifashion
@HifashionPagesOct 26
BREAKING: Acne Studios taps former Balenciaga artistic director Martina Tiefenthaler as Creative Director
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Black cats are not bad luck
@blackscatsOct 27
Happy national black cat day everyone 🖤
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“Goodnight, baby. Tomorrow we’re going to Lowe’s”
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It’s so good
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William Keaton retweeted
Glen@diremerlinOct 26
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My steps are almost done. It’s called the broken elbow stairs (I hurt my elbow building them)
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Replying to @illicitpoast
@illicitpoast
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His name is Skeeter and he also made a nuclear reactor in his backyard from his meemaws old refrigerator
El Marqués de las Zorreras@EZorrerasOct 24
La Norteamérica profunda tiene buenos ingenieros.
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William Keaton retweeted
Daily Gondor 📰
@DailyGondorOct 25
The problems facing Helm's Deep are not about race or religion. They're much harder to fix, guys.
The Economist
@TheEconomistOct 25
Donald Trump’s diagnosis of the protests is plain wrong. The problems facing Europe’s liberals are not about race or religion—and are much harder to fix economist.com/leaders/2026/1…

The agony of liberal Europe

Centrist rulers have fallen dangerously short—and are now paying the price

economist.com
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Anarchists sure do have a lot of rules
1964archives@1964archivesOct 24
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Wikipedia is going under because of its editors
The New Yorker
@NewYorkerOct 21
The wonder of the online world was built by a community of eccentric volunteers. Can it survive the A.I. models it helped train? newyorker.com/books/under-re…

Wikipedia’s Pyrrhic Victory

The wonder of the online world was built by a community of eccentric volunteers. Can it survive the A.I. models it helped train?

newyorker.com
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The worst kind of people are fat vegans
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He was someone’s pet, and having a tiger as a pet isn’t a real good idea
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Replying to @diremerlin
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These are the most pathetic pleas for campaign money I’ve ever seen
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Replying to @SumDumHoe
He was born and cut straight to middle-age
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