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Paul Valitutto, CSP, Agilist retweeted
They talk about this in the final season of Silicon Valley, it's so bad that they need to completely humiliate themselves and lose billions of dollars just to kill their own creation, and now it's happening in real life.
The Death of Software.
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Paul Valitutto, CSP, Agilist retweeted
Bo Nix has the shortest name in NFL history (5 Letters). It is still longer than his ADOT (4.9)
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Paul Valitutto, CSP, Agilist retweeted
Very happy with the progress we have made with the FantasyLife projection model over the last 2 seasons. Accurately projecting props before the drop. ✅ Makes me feel good about our stands. Late-week adjustments for injuries on both sides ball done: fantasylife.com/tools/projec…
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Paul Valitutto, CSP, Agilist retweeted
The Utilization Report is LIVE. Data-driven takeaways from Week 5 to get you ready for Week 6 in fantasy football. Isaiah Likely 🔼 Mike Evans 🔼 Bhayshul Tuten: Range of outcomes ⚖️ Waiver targets 🎯 Buy-low 🫰 Sell-high 💰 Team scheme trends 📈📉 fantasylife.com/articles/fan…
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Paul Valitutto, CSP, Agilist retweeted
New Channel: Fantasy Football is Life 2.2K today🎉 Sun: Recap w/ @Ihartitz /me Tue: Utilization + Waivers w/ @CuppsAnalytics /me Thu: Matchups w/ @MattFtheOracle & @DhananiZain Fri: Injuries w/ Cupps/Zain Appreciate everyone who has subscribed. 🙏 youtube.com/@MBFantasyISLife
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Paul Valitutto, CSP, Agilist retweeted
Tengo 59 años y estoy cansado. Muy cansado. Este es el último mensaje que escribiré acerca de @dallascowboys hasta que esta generación desaparezca y Jerry Jones pase a mejor vida. O ganen un Super Bowl. Por años, he publicado aquí críticas al equipo y al responsable de todos los males de los Cowboys: Jerry Jones. Y con justificada razón: me hice fanático de los Vaqueros porque vi jugar a Roger Staubach, a un menospreciado Danny White, a Tony Hill, Drew Pearson, Tony Dorsett, Randy White, 'Too Tall' Jones y un larguísimo etcétera, un equipo con personalidad liderado por el inmortal Tom Landry. Me hice fan de ellos porque además representaban algo más grande que el football, un equipo con personalidad y buenos principios. Después, viví las épocas flacas hasta que llegaron Jimmy Johnson, su gran staff de coaches y jugadores de mi generación como Troy Aikman, Emmitt Smith, Michael Irvin y una salvaje defensa que bien podría haberse llamado la Doomsday III. Los vi ganar 4 de sus 5 Super Bowls. Sí, incluso aplaudo y mucho lo que hizo Barry Switzer para darnos el quinto anillo. Para mí, no eran solo un equipo de football, sino un ejemplo de vida en muchos otros sentidos. Pero ya me cansé. He visto pasar a los Chan Gailey, Dave Campo, Jason Garrett y ver cómo se desperdiciaron generaciones con Bill Parcells, Wade Phillips y Mike McCarthy. El actual head coach, Brian Schottenheimer, le vendió humo a Jerry Jones. Está en la NFL por ser hijo de una leyenda como Marty Schottenheimer, pero nada más. Talento no tiene. No para un equipo de NFL. Y remataron contratando a un Coordinador Defensivo que viene del peor enemigo: Eagles. Christian Parker o es un caballo de Troya o simplemente es como Schottenheimer: inepto para la NFL. La demostración de hoy de #DallasCowboys ante Tampa Bay fue el último clavo en el ataúd de un equipo que lleva 30 años muerto, y nadie le ha avisado. Gracias, Cowboys. Son parte de mi vida desde hace casi medio siglo. Pero no tiene sentido seguir escribiendo de ustedes ni preocupándome por ustedes mientras sigan siendo dirigidos desde arriba por un extraordinario empresario, pero un terrible General Manager que, cual Uroboro, se ha comido a sí mismo. Los Dallas Cowboys han muerto. Llevan años así. Sólo necesitan que alguien les avise.
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Paul Valitutto, CSP, Agilist retweeted
🚨HEARTBREAKING:🚨Cowboys owner and GM, Jerry Jones, found alive in his home at 83.
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Paul Valitutto, CSP, Agilist retweeted
Interesting @Xfinity Best ceilings in our projection model for Week 4: 23.6 Chuba Hubbard 22.1 Aaron Jones 20.6 Braelon Allen 20.4 Jacory Croskey-Merritt 19.1 Alvin Kamara
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Paul Valitutto, CSP, Agilist retweeted
2025 Joey Porter Jr. Welcome to the Dallas Cowboys.
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Sources confirm the Cowboys are acquiring cb Joey Porter Jr from the Pittsburgh Steelers
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The Houston Astros are the first team eliminated from the 2026 #Postseason.
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Paul Valitutto, CSP, Agilist retweeted
The Week 4 Utilization Report is LIVE. We follow the data to get you ready for next week in fantasy: Jeremiyah Love 🚀 Kenyon Sadiq 🔼 Cam Skattebo 📈 De'Von Achane injury fallout 📊 Plus: Waiver targets, Upgrades, Downgrades, Buy-low, Sell-high. fantasylife.com/articles/fan…
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Paul Valitutto, CSP, Agilist retweeted
Two things I learned today. 1) The refs don’t know what DPI is 2) You can call a timeout before the play is officially down and over.
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Paul Valitutto, CSP, Agilist retweeted
life as a Cowboys fan:
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"Our Journey Continues..." is the latest No Man's Sky expedition, which has just launched It's a love letter to the journey of the last ten years. Thank you for sharing it with us 🙏 We hope you enjoy 😍 nomanssky.com/2026/09/expedi…
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Paul Valitutto, CSP, Agilist retweeted
“Til: if your creature is a giant land animal and you try placing it in semi deep water, you get your very own wavepool.” (Credit: Portal2player58 on Reddit) #NoMansSky
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Paul Valitutto, CSP, Agilist retweeted
The Utilization Report is LIVE. Covering all the data and angles from Week 1 to get you ready for Week 2 in fantasy football, y'all. Upgrades 🔼 Downgrades 🔽 Sell High-Buy Low 💰 Waiver Targets 🎯 I covered over 100 players: fantasylife.com/articles/fan…
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Paul Valitutto, CSP, Agilist retweeted
New game, new rules. No draft. Every player usable once. Captain your stud for 1.5x. Create a league for a Winner take-all across 4 quarters of the season. Burn List Football is live — jump in before kickoff 🏈🔥 Demo: burnlistfootball.com/demo Signup: burnlistfootball.com
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Paul Valitutto, CSP, Agilist retweeted
Replying to @NoMansSky
Well you could release it today and save my weekend.
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Cmon Tyron, one last ride?
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