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My Minecraft knowledge brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like, ‘Sea how do we craft?’
‘Tell us Sea, how do we craft?’
I could teach you but I can’t be arsed.
Hi @Tesco when will frozen food be available for delivery in my area SL6? it's been nearly two months.
Me *carrying heavy boxes down the stairs*
My cat: don't worry, I'll just get in the fucking way. You won't even know I'm there until you step on me.
I accidentally made eye contact with the cat across the room and now he thinks I'm going to feed him.
Dear Companies/Advertisers, if I see your advert before and after every YouTube video I watch, I make a mental note never to buy from or interact with you.
Look at that dick. Living his best life, wants for nothing, not a care in the world. So why is he such a curmudgeonly bastard? Also, could the birds stop picking the moss off my roof and chucking it on the deck!
Most parents of children in their late teens have to deal with relationship woes. I get texts like this.
New Post. Mary Jane and John Theophilus Scott
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To Memory Ever Dear, Friend of the Sick and Suffering. Jennie (Keziah) Wilton the Fishmonger's Wife.
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Today's Beneath Thy Feet post. The Prince Family.
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No Greater Honour and No More Worthy - James and Eleanor Burnham
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There is nothing slower on Earth than a child you have just told, quick! Get a towel! As a bottle of drink fizzes everywhere.
Today's Beneath Thy Feet post, John and Mary Ann Thomas - Fairground Proprietors.
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