Sean Carlucci

The old school pro wrestling fan in me can’t look at this without thinking about the SummerSlam 1994 main event. #ObscureWrestlingReference

I’m 41 and live in my Mom’s guest room. I have no right celebrating a holiday called Independence Day. #4thofJuly

Everyone’s 100% focused on Trump and Elon and all I can think about is “On my salary, how can I afford Sydney Sweeney’s bath water soap?”

Ya, The Switch 2 is great and all, but have you ever played The Virtual Boy? #Switch2

I read that one of the Kentucky Derby horses is named Sandman. The wrestling fan in me can’t wait to see this dude’s entrance to the racetrack.

I’m calling it now, Randy Orton’s open challenge is going to be answered by Nicholas of Wrestlemania 34 fame. #WrestleMania #WrestleMania41

Wow, Ring Announcer haircuts have really evolved since Howard Finkel. #WrestleMania #WrestleMania41

I’m calling it now, Jake Paul is gonna walk out to the ring with Buster Douglas. #PaulTyson

The Race to 270. The story of my credit score. #ElectionDay

I don’t understand how saying “go fuck yourself!” is an insult. Fucking yourself is fun as hell! It’s the highlight of my day.

I just read that 6 companies control 90% of the news. That’s why I support small business and only read Dave Meltzer’s Newsletter.

For people who exercised all winter and spring, this weekend represents the first time they can show off the bodies they worked for. For people who didn’t, this weekend represents the first time the Ice Cream Man comes around.

In a perfect world, everyday would be Mother’s Day (and Wrestlemania)

My shirt is greener than a 1995 Paul Wight.

“John Cena Stole My Gimmick!!” -Mideon

Hold up… So in between certain plays tonight, the NFL will show a beautiful young blonde girl, and heterosexual males across America are complaining about this? #SuperBowl

I can’t remember the last time I read an entire book cover to cover. I got no room to critique Cody for not finishing the story.

I heard this year’s Super Bowl is identical to the one in 2020. I know I speak for everyone when I say “I don’t wanna experience anything from 2020 again.”

Mom: What do you want for Christmas? Me: An OnlyFans Gift Card Mom: You’ll shoot your eye out!