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Joined October 2019
The quotes to this had them all baffled as to why the average person wasn’t falling for another interim spell 🤣
Liverpool or Man United... who finishes higher this season? 🤔
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Never listen to Barca fans about their own players. The entitlement is insane. If you’re not technical enough or don’t play their way, you’re not good enough. Araujo is why Jacquet and VVD have looked so good this season. They can defend without constantly feeling exposed.
Ronald Araujo vs Brighton
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Groundhog Day
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Flick has to tweak this man it’s suicide. They aren’t winning the CL
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Horrendous backwards step from winning conference league
Sean Dyche is a front-runner for the Crystal Palace job should the club part ways with Pierre Sage after the damaging defeat to Newcastle. @mcgrathmike has the latest on the future of the under-pressure French manager ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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2011 Madrid would score 4-5 on the break vs this Barca side
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He’s the final boss of nightclub bouncer prototype
There’s no catching Ronald Araújo 💨 The Liverpool defender has recorded the FASTEST sprint speed in the Premier League this season. 🤩 🔥
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The number one sign of a bad manager is making fans hate 90% of the team. I think the whole XI had people on here calling them shithouses last season
Ball ricochets out to a Brighton player to have a shot and every liverpool player in proximity are immediate to react. If you ever wanted encouraging signs of positive cultural habits, Iraola can see them with his liverpool team early doors.
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Unless you’re @6xc13m who still hates them despite him being gone
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This has got to be top 3 worst ever 4:30pm fixtures on paper and on the pitch so far
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Bournemouth regularly winning 3-0 there is arguably the most embarrassing stat in PL history.
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It’s not just Yoro, we need to see the end of these Acheampong shouts with Jacquet. He plays like a kid, Jacquet plays like a man. It’s that simple
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Him and Frimpong could not be more opposite in terms of how suited they are to playing in the modern PL. Slot had to go but that RB decision gave him no chance really
Araujo actually looks nuts in this role lmao. Think Liverpool still have midfield issues but their box defending has gone up a level with him and Jacquet
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“Bermuda Triangle” Completed it mate
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You know Utd are low when Lammens is bottom of their problems list. Hes another one not in the line up when they finally challenge
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It’s not this simple with Kerkez at LB, Araujo and no CM signings. He’s prioritising results. Our defensive shape is really good and we are transitioning which is what this team’s current abilities are
Replying to @SeanDOlfc
Good enough but Iraola needs to have us keep the ball a bit better now. We never even attempt to play out really, thought alisson was crap today just hoofing it over and over.
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Yep Araujo MOTM. Seen enough. Guys out there like prime Brock Lesnar
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Leny Yoro needs to be allowed to do three weeks of work experience at AXA training with Jacquet
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By the end of the season Isak and Barcola fees will look completely accurate. Wirtz definitely getting better too but not as convinced yet
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