Sunny, 80 degrees, full of pretty girls, aka Los Angeles.

How Batman villains are created

California: Children must be placed in a NASA grade safety seat until they are 18. Massachusetts: Sit on the hump and grab on to your motha’s ahm.

You know you're getting old when you wake up with morning wouldn't.

Singing along "Never back down" with Tom Petty, knowing damn well I will back down.

Are Donda academy credits accepted at Trump University?

Your passengers may come in all sizes but your seats don't support all sizes. Torturing your fit customers is a new low.

Online poker is rigged, live games are rigged. What to do? Maybe I'll start playing chess. Oh wait...

Drunk Celtics fans are a danger to society

Science needs to figure out if drinking a glass of wine nightly will kill me or make me live forever.

Budtenders are liars

The price you pay for politeness is your time, the most precious commodity of all.

Starting an offensive "unsubscribe" attack on 3000+ emails today.

Difficult: winning an argument against a smart person. Impossible: Winning an argument against an idiot.

Where psychopaths get advise from sociopaths, aka Reddit.

15 years ago today @JalenRose defensive skills prevented Kobe from breaking Wilt's record and held him to just 81 points.

I'm now 0-15 buying hats online.

Planning on purchasing a $600 guitar, or a $2000 guitar or perhaps an air guitar.

A Black, a Jewish and a Latino guy walk into the Senate.... No this isn't a joke, it actually just happened.

After a 4 year hiatus, I hereby declare my return to Twitter.

Trust me, no news is good news.