Pro ball back in the saddle. Time to kick off the shoes and enjoy 10 hours of ball. My dawgs are barking today:
Panthers +4 -105
Raiders +2.5 -105
Giants +6 -105
Little rusty 2-3 record to start the collegiate sector. Cracking skulls next year in training camp. 3-a-days will be considered. 6pk of silver bullets loaded on ice:
SMU -3 -105
NC state -3 -110
Ole miss -9 -110
Clemson -31 -110
Kansas +5.5 -110
Ohio +3.5 -115
For immediate release:
August 30, 2025
(Somewhere on horseback)
The following statement was released today by S.M.C. through his personal attorney and business manager:
"I'm Back"
Toledo +10
Hoosiers -23.5
Penn st -42.5
Beavers -1.5
Colorado st +21.5
36-43 (.455) NFL. Closing time. It's been a tough year on the books. But remember every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end:
Bears +10 -115
Bills -3 -112
Eagles -3 -110
Jags +3.5 -110
Chiefs +10.5 -105
#Semisonic
33-41 NFL (.445) I have no answers at this point. All I can do is let it rip from hip 🤠:
Panthers +9.5 -105
Cowboys +7.5 -112
Vikings -1 -110
Commanders -3.5 -102
Dolphins -3 -118
31-39 NFL (.442) We've been beat, battered, blistered, bruised, and bludgeoned throughout this. There's 3 weeks to make this season look respectable. It's God, it's country, it's Sunday winners🙏🏻:
Browns +9.5 -110
Colts -3.5 -112
Seahawks +3 -115
Bills -14 -112
Raiders -2.5 -110
30-34 NFL ytd. Brick by brick we're climbing back to even. Excavate the area, install the edging, lay the foundation, spread the winners:
Giants +16.5 -108
Dolphins +2.5 -105
Panthers -2.5 -120
Jags +3.5 -118
Bills +2.5 -105
Steelers +5.5 -110
26-32 NFL. Sweep the board and we're back to the even water mark. As I always quote the great Marty Schottenheimer..."There's a gleam, men. There's a gleam. Let's get the gleam"
Panthers +14 -112
Falcons +6 -110
Steelers -6.5 -118
Dolphins -6.5 -108
Jags +3.5 -118
Giants +5 -108
28-37 college. Championship week. Playoff hunting. The roosters are crowing and the cows are spinning circles in the pasture:
Sun devils +1 -115 🔱
Horns -3 -108 🤘🏻
Herd +5.5 -112 🦬
Ducks -3.5 -102 🦆
Tangs' -2.5 -115 🐎
22-30 NFL. Six pack of winners and a carton of smokes. Just the bare essentials today:
Titans +6 -112
Chargers -1 -105
Seahawks +1 -110
Vikings -3.5 -110
Rams -2.5 -118
Eagles +3 -118
24-36 college. Last chance to beef up before the playoffs. As the old adage goes your either hot or your due:
Vandy +10 -108
Irish -7 -115
Cuse +11 -110
Az state -7.5 -112
Texas -4.5 -112
21-27 NFL. The horse is preparing for battle, but victory comes from the Lord.
-King Jameis The First
Houston -8 -110
Pats +7.5 -115
Bears +3 -105
Cardinals -1 -105
Eagles -3 -105
22-33 college. Won some small peanuts last week. We've been barkin at a knot all season. It's time we earn that feather in my cap. Hog killin' time. Yeeehaww:
Tcu -10.5 -112
Colorado -2.5 -115
Oregon st +11 -108
Alabama -14 -108
UCLA +5 -112
16-26 NFL. I fired my analytics guy and had great week of practice. It starts with me. I believe in the men in the room. Just gotta go out and execute. Matt Eberflus special:
Titans +6 -102
Steelers +3 +100
Dolphins -7.5 -115
Colts +4 -108
Broncos -1.5 -112
Bills -2.5 -108
Fresh off a much needed bye week. 19-31 on the year. Tough sledding so far but we've regrouped and the hope is to win a few more games and pray for a bid to the Poulan Weed-Eater Independence Bowl:
Texas -13.5
Utah +13.5
USC -7
Boise -14
Kansas +2.5
After weeks of losing we finally got some ground back yesterday. Gotta feel the flow now. Up and down and around:
Cowboys +3 -105
Browns +1 -110
Eagles -7.5 -105
Rams -1.5 -110
Packers +3 -120
Colts +5 -110
Been doing yard work all morning in hopes the green gridiron gods will repay a favor:
Ole miss -7.5 -105
Arizona st -4 -110
Florida +15 -108
South Carolina +3 -105
Clemson -10.5 -108
Iowa -3 -108
13-18 NFL (.419) Had a full breakfast. 3 cups of coffee deep. Italian sub for lunch. Chili in the pot for later. We need good vibes and immaculate meals to get of the schnide:
Ravens -7.5 -112
Bucs +2.5 -102
Chargers -7 -112
Chiefs -8.5 -108
Broncos -11 -112
Got bludgeoned again last week in college. 13-26 (.333) on the year- tree, chirty, tree in the chird as Pat Foley would say. But we're tossing pigskins not pucks:
Ohio st -25.5 -112
Georgia tech +11 -110
Ok st +6.5 -105
Texas -17 -112
Michigan -4 -110