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Joined June 2010
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My Boyfriend asked why I was smiling at 4 AM. Showed her the terminal. "What are all those green numbers?" $1,129. Made while she slept. "Doing what?" Nothing. Claude scanned 14,000 wallets, found 47 that never lose, built a bot that copies them. She watched for 10 seconds: +$3.87 captured +$6.42 captured +$12.71 captured "It just keeps going?" Every few seconds. New line. New money. "How much did you start with?" $300. Now $1,429. Eleven hours. Asleep. "What does it do?" Buys at $0.48. Sells at $0.52. Pockets $0.04. Who wins doesn't matter. "That's legal?" Citadel does this on NYSE daily. 400 engineers. I have one screen. She looked at the P&L curve. Never dips. Just climbs. "Can you make me one?" Setting hers up now. She still doesn't get how it works. The bot doesn't care. You only need Claude + laptop + 1 hour/day. Giving This Free for 24 hours. To get it: 1. Comment the word 'Claude' 2. Like and Retweet this post 3. Follow me @marryevan999 (so i can DM you)
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$€₿onacci retweeted
$SHADOW hitting $1M+ weekly TWAP with 25M supply. current mc only 29m despite protocol doing $2.8M in epoch rewards price at $110 after 1500% move last 30d
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Snake Finance has one major advantage: Sustainability. But don't worry... this can co-exist with high yields 🤩 The first Snake Revenue Report is out after The Nest has been running for a week! Find out how $SNAKE has 49.75% of it's supply totally backed by $S snakeonsonic.medium.com/snak…
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Bybit hacked for $1.5B in $ETH. FTX 2.0 is coming... You need to do this NOW before it's too late 😱👇
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Crypto traders doing taxes in 2025
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$€₿onacci retweeted
Are we Ohmie enough for the OHM club yet? Bond today to get some free rewards!
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$€₿onacci retweeted
fSIX.bond get fSIX at a 17% discount right now! Bring your scUSD.
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$€₿onacci retweeted
SEC acknowledges spot $SOL ETF filings from 4 institutions simultaneously. 21shares, bitwise, canary, vaneck now in review pipeline
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Every fantasy story for teen girls is "this unremarkable mid that no one ever noticed bumps into the best man that ever lived and he quits everything to worship her right away because he saw that she was secretly the smartest and prettiest of all" Every fantasy story for teen boys is "this significantly-taller-than-average guy had courage and perseverance and luck and the perfect set of skills and he got the right advice from experienced wise men along the way and that's why he was able to do something amazing and SUPER unlikely to succeed but he managed to save everyone's lives and so he won the attention of a girl slightly above his market value who did nothing but hold her hands over her open mouth and watch while he spit in the face of death"
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$€₿onacci retweeted
🪂 Just claimed my $AVL Airdrop over at @avalonfinance_! Claim up to 20% more in $AVL rewards! How? Click here to get started: usda.avalonfinance.xyz/rewar… Secure your allocation and be part of the Avalon next generation phase: 👇 avl.avalonfinance.xyz/airdro…
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$€₿onacci retweeted
STOP using the fear and greed indicator to judge sentiment in the market, it’s bullshit. START using the fomo finder indicator to judge sentiment in the market, it’s legit. > I can sense fear, nerves, and jitters. > You can sense fear, nerves, and jitters. Don’t be gaslit!
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$€₿onacci retweeted
Yo Gary Gensler just dropped a diss track on the entire crypto community??? Kinda goes hard wtf 🔥
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$€₿onacci retweeted
Good morning, Grays, Just a friendly reminder: you can purchase the current coin $NPC using traditional payment methods, such as credit card, Apple Pay, or Venmo, via @moonshot or through our website. We believe that for crypto to grow to over 8 billion users, applications like Moonshot—which make interacting with cryptocurrency not only easier but also fun—are vitally important to the future of this space. To make things even more convenient, we've made it easier to find on our website. Thank you for your continued support of the current thing. •⎳•
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$€₿onacci retweeted
Replying to @DrProfitCrypto
Trump coins are just the gateway drug. Wait till these newbies discover what real degens trade. They'll be leveraging their house on random fork coins by next week
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My NEW Official Trump Meme is HERE! It’s time to celebrate everything we stand for: WINNING! Join my very special Trump Community. GET YOUR $TRUMP NOW. Go to gettrumpmemes.com/ — Have Fun!
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$€₿onacci retweeted
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
It's also time to celebrate everything NPCs stand for: Supporting the current thing
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$€₿onacci retweeted
There is no need to work a real job anymore Memecoins will retire you by the end of 2025 if u: 1. Take ur phone out 2. Read this thread for 10 mins 3. Stop complaining and start earning $5k/week Here's full guide that made me retire🧵👇
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$€₿onacci retweeted
Big News, Grays! $NPC has officially arrived in Washington, D.C.! Multiple $NPC billboards will go live throughout @realDonaldTrump's Inauguration Day and week! Stay tuned as we share updates and photos of these billboards appearing around Capitol Hill and nearby neighborhoods. If you’re in the Washington Metropolitan Area for the festivities, be sure to keep an eye out and snap some photos to share with us! •⎳•
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