Sebbie Mzing 🇫🇷 (@SebbieMzing) | teapawt

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Sebbie Mzing 🇫🇷@SebbieMzing29 Oct 2023

Momma, Papa I am proud of you. One day I will put a smile on you.

Sebbie Mzing 🇫🇷@SebbieMzing29 Oct 2023

I would one day love to be like Samuel Gikandi @sgikandi .

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Sebbie Mzing 🇫🇷@SebbieMzing30m

there is a kid apa. she is four years old and finds it hard to talk, ata hajaenda shule bado.

@Ruthjelagat13Oct 23

Najua TV ni yako but screen time is the last thing you want for a baby that age.

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Sebbie Mzing 🇫🇷@SebbieMzing2h

I think @abadojack is right with his latest post.

Miss Amazing@miss_amazing__3h

But we know Sifuna will not be president right?

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Sebbie Mzing 🇫🇷@SebbieMzing3h

sth nice is happenning at villa park.

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Sebbie Mzing 🇫🇷@SebbieMzing5h

how do you handle those random kids wenye hukuita baba?

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Sebbie Mzing 🇫🇷@SebbieMzing8h

so today(10/24/26) is pythogrean triple: 10^2 + 24^2 = 26^2. enjoy your pythogrean triple day.

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Sebbie Mzing 🇫🇷@SebbieMzing10h

at @renderconke is where I learnt people understand javascript and understands it very well. those were nerds man.

RamaDevsign | ⚛ |@ramaspeaksdevOct 23

It's very interesting when someone attends @renderconke and finds out that it's an actual technical "geek out" conference experience as opposed to a platform for heavily biased KPI report driven product marketing!* *absolutely nothing wrong with the latter btw

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Sebbie Mzing 🇫🇷@SebbieMzing10h

the country is in a circus but well let's popularize a video vixen. ok.

The Standard Digital

@StandardKenyaOct 23

Quick fire with Aisha Saringe, the viral video model behind Bien’s banger “ I’ll Be Okay” #I’llbeokay

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Sebbie Mzing 🇫🇷@SebbieMzing19h

ah and here we go.

Sebbie Mzing 🇫🇷@SebbieMzingOct 23

waiting.

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Sebbie Mzing 🇫🇷@SebbieMzingOct 23

when you push the 21-hour ui overhaul to production, and the product manager tags you slack with a video of the checkout button completely disappearing behind the ios cookie consent banner when viewed in dark mode on an iphone 7 mini. 😂

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Sebbie Mzing 🇫🇷@SebbieMzingOct 23

when you spend 4 hours optimizing from o(n^2) to o(n log n) and realize the input array has a constraint of 1 < n < 12.

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Sebbie Mzing 🇫🇷@SebbieMzingOct 23

"most recent"

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Sebbie Mzing 🇫🇷@SebbieMzingOct 23

how do asssmbly mfs feel after saving 2 cpu cycles on hardware running 4 billion cycles per second?

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Sebbie Mzing 🇫🇷@SebbieMzingOct 23

travel and deploy.

Sospeter Mong'are

@msnmongareOct 22

Don't deploy code and travel 😠

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Sebbie Mzing 🇫🇷@SebbieMzingOct 23

"I am a top boy like sully, but darker."

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Sebbie Mzing 🇫🇷@SebbieMzingOct 23

haha. I am doing the urgent security update.

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Sebbie Mzing 🇫🇷@SebbieMzingOct 23

this video is jus funny, which programmer steretype have you mutated into?

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Sebbie Mzing 🇫🇷@SebbieMzingOct 23

waiting.

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Sebbie Mzing 🇫🇷@SebbieMzingOct 22

are people this dumb ama n kujitakia?

Kwach@OngereFrankOct 21

Replying to @chao_mbogho

Hii tuh ndio akili uko nayo ama kuna ingine umeeka kando ya kuvuka barabara

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Sebbie Mzing 🇫🇷@SebbieMzingOct 22

"ngovo" "blue" "finje" "ngiri" 🤣🤣

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Sebbie Mzing 🇫🇷@SebbieMzingOct 22

let me try argon - tokens are gone.

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