Highlighting the good and bad of grassroots football

Joined May 2020
Secret grassroots coach retweeted
Deluded … my lad plays for PSG Acdemy … what the real club ? No the educational franchise …. Utter rubbish supported by The FA and CFA’s 🤯🤯embarrassing for grassroots and the people involved. Shameful.
Love it - charge parents £4000 a week then nick the best kids for free and still parents fall for the propaganda 🤣🤣 “…Next Monday, during half-term, dozens of children will pack into Chelsea’s training ground. These players have not been selected. Rather, they will be at Cobham because their parents have paid for coaching. Each week at Chelsea, parents pay £120 an hour for children to receive one-on-one coaching. This is merely a glimpse of how clubs monetise parents. A two-week camp at Charterhouse School next summer, during which children train for up to 24 hours each week with Chelsea coaches, costs £4,700. Training is so bespoke that there are even goalkeeping camps…” telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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Secret grassroots coach retweeted
Love it - charge parents £4000 a week then nick the best kids for free and still parents fall for the propaganda 🤣🤣 “…Next Monday, during half-term, dozens of children will pack into Chelsea’s training ground. These players have not been selected. Rather, they will be at Cobham because their parents have paid for coaching. Each week at Chelsea, parents pay £120 an hour for children to receive one-on-one coaching. This is merely a glimpse of how clubs monetise parents. A two-week camp at Charterhouse School next summer, during which children train for up to 24 hours each week with Chelsea coaches, costs £4,700. Training is so bespoke that there are even goalkeeping camps…” telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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See the new thing is blokes with limited football knowledge now pretending they are scouts for professional clubs. Do they go and watch football matches? Na Just text their mates “any players you know that are any good?” Inspiring
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Some very poorly and mentally unwell parents Signing up for trial events and development centres Numb
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Parents of academy kids, how many times a day do you reckon you tell people you’re kid is at an academy?
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I see development centres are now getting into schools to promote their scam.
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Secret grassroots coach retweeted
Anyone know of anywhere that will Donate football boots for children in a school i work in please? We try to take them to play tournaments once a month and some of our pupils dont have the appropriate footwear. All sizes appreciated ⚽️. #footballforeveryone
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Just set up the respect barrier Within seconds most of the parents stepped over it Nice one 👍🏼
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“AND ITS LIVE!!!!!”
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See the new thing is grassroots clubs getting these companies in to do the coaching. What’s the point? Grassroots is on its arse
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Any of these 1-1 companies teach defending? Or is it just scanning a mannequin to then receive and take 10 seconds to curl a shot to the far corner of the net with no GK in? #frauds
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When that Mum comes over and says “have you got a minute to talk about my kids game time?”
Ian Holloway has officially lost the plot... 😭 What on earth is this 😂
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Man City fixtures for 2027/28
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So out of touch with the real world Fraud
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham is set to scrap the law that bans football fans from drinking in the stands "I don’t see how it can be fair that some supporters of one sport can be treated differently"
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Parents when the academy coach tells a shit joke
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We had a game Sunday grassroots game next to an academy training pitch. Little awkward to find if you don’t know the area. Got asked for directions 3 times, all 3 parents had to tell me their kid was playing for an academy, it’s like Tourette’s
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Grassroots coaches can’t get a text back from a parent regards to availability 🙄 Academy side tell you you’ve got a match on the outside lane of the M1 at 4am and you are on it like a tramp on a Big Mac 😦 Odd #grassrootsfootball
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Grans when the 14 year old referee gives a thrown in the wrong way
Grandma understood the assignment. Stay ready
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Last night an under 12s team had a 3rd of the pitch booked for an hour They did laps for 20 minutes
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