Speaker • Author • Adventurer • Raced 52 marathons in 52 weekends (3:21 avg) • Out of fucks to give with any Republican

Minneapolis, MN
Joined April 2009
So yesterday trump came to Mississippi to stump for Cindy Hyde-smith. I heard a snippet this morning where he said her opponent wants to, among other things, open our borders. I immediately asked out loud to the radio “what borders”? We border Louisiana, Arkansas, Tennessee, Alabama, and the Gulf of Mexico. What borders do we have that need to be closed? He has no idea where he is, just says the same things everywhere. Idiot.
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Nathan: Do you understand why this is scary? Elizabeth: The girl is sick? Nathan: Sorta. The girl’s head is on backwards and she says the priest’s dead mother will perform fellatio for all eternity. Billy: [listening to Mein Kampf at 3x speed]: The 19th Amendment was a mistake
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In a day where everything seems to be the same color we need to remember that in 1996, Volkswagen released the Golf Harlequin in these colors You can just do things
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Bill Shatner is not a friend but his work on Boston Legal cannot be disputed. He brought a great deal to his performance.
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Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4ie0qQv 📷 Evan Vucci
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I’ve drawn all content creators an important message:
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Bears QB Caleb Williams has been named NFC Offensive Player of the Week! 🐻 83.3 Completion % 🐻 305 Passing Yards 🐻 1 TD 🐻 111.2 Passer Rating WELL DESERVED FOR ICEMAN. 🥶
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voters: I have to choose between food and getting to work Paxton: (slurring) talafreako wants to trans your kids Ramaswamy: amy acton was raped by her stepfather. can she be trusted to lead? Trump: ever stare at the small of a man’s back
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Ava Jendersee, who was filmed telling a protester to "go back to your own country," has seen her sullen face become the centerpiece of campaign materials for a protest scheduled for Thursday, Oct. 22, at the corner of Summit and Cleveland avenues. Given how quickly this story went viral online, wonder if the actual protest turnout will match its massive digital reach.
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Caleb Williams currently leads the NFL in completion percentage (72.5%)
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Bears QB Caleb Williams joins Patrick Mahomes and Lamar Jackson as the only 3 QBs in NFL history to throw for 50 touchdowns while having 15 or less interceptions 👀 via @NFLonDAZN
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Imagine being the Lieutenant Governor of Arkansas and having “Grass on the field… play ball!” preserved in email archives for future generations.
The Benedictine monks at Subiaco Abbey hand-make peanut brittle and Monk Sauce. The brittle is cooked one skillet at a time with a heavy hand of peanuts, and the sauce is hot enough to keep people ordering from all over. Proceeds help support the abbey and the academy! #250ReasonsAR #Arkansas250 #America250 🇺🇸
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when we got to see 9/11 from other angles
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LOOK HOW SHE FUCKING ATE THAT OMG
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Replying to @atrupar
We don’t.
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AUSTIN, Texas — A video shows a man identified as Reid Rupp, owner of the Austin-area company JP Exteriors, in a heated nighttime confrontation with a group of men and women on a Downtown Austin sidewalk. In the clip, posted by the account chasekennedyy under the caption “Whose man is this” and tagged with location and #racism hashtags, Rupp can be heard telling the group, “Fuck you, I am racist,” “Go back to Mexico,” and repeatedly saying “Get out of my country.” Witnesses respond with phrases including “You’re not about to do nothing” and ask, “You know we're in Texas?” The video appears to have been filmed outside a bar area at night and shows the interaction unfolding on a downtown sidewalk. A comment on the original post identifies the man as Reid Rupp and links him to JP Exteriors. Public business records list Rupp as associated with the company. This past weekend, Austin City Limits Music Festival’s Weekend 2 drew tens of thousands of fans to Zilker Park, with the event’s daily capacity set at approximately 75,000 attendees. As of this writing, no police report or official statement regarding the incident has been publicly released.
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Look at the shabby state and increasingly authoritarian trajectory of the country and ask yourself if we can endure 2 more years of a lawless Trump administration wreaking havoc with no check from Congress, then vote accordingly. This is not the time for a protest vote or purity politics.
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Even when you are breaking your own course records, you can't help but take a second to admire how gorgeous the course is!
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