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โค๏ธ๐Ÿ™ True martial artist is Jean Paul!
Jean-Paul Lebosnoyani recalls training with Conor McGregor as a 17-year-old: โ€œI had just eaten the most I've ever eaten in my life. As soon as I finished my meal, my dad calls me. He goes, โ€˜Conor's at the gym. He needs you to train right now.โ€™ I was like, โ€˜Oh my God, I'm gonna barf all over this guy.โ€™ We did a bunch of jiu-jitsu rounds and trained for about two weeks before he met Dillon Danis. That was the highlight of my high school childhood. Shout out to Conor. He's messaged me throughout my career. When I got signed to the UFC, he wrote me a nice message saying congratulations. When I met Conor, he was the most humble, down-to-earth guy. Obviously, there's a lot of controversy with him, but I will always respect him. He has a special place in my heart. At that point, he was at the pinnacle of his career, and it was extremely inspirational how humble he was to someone like me. He would pull up to the gym in two Rolls-Royces, and the second he stepped on the mat, that whole persona, the whole ego was just gone."
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16' | 1-3 FLORIANIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! IL GOL E' BUONO!!!
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Not letting yall forget Khabib's divorced facebook mom era
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NRL mentioned in Nick Fuentes stream today
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Dance Gable dance ๐Ÿ•บ #ufc331
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JUST IN: Trump declares putting Ireland & Northern Ireland together โ€œwould seem to me one of the naturals of all time.โ€
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Giovanni sitting around the team rocket base with that fuckass persian
this might be the shot of the decade
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๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Alex Jones wants to settle it with Tim Pool in the ring. Heโ€™s branding Pool โ€œNetanyahuโ€™s Grand Championโ€ and calling for a bare-knuckle fight with charity money on the line. No beanie allowed. This blew up after Jones accused Pool of secret meetings with Netanyahu, and Pool told him to back off. The only question left is whether Pool steps up or keeps the beanie on. Writer: Lucas
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Wanna now
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The world you grew up in no longer exists.
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Vincent Pastore, known for playing mobsters in film and TV, most notably Salvatore โ€œBig Pussyโ€ Bonpensiero on HBOโ€™s The Sopranos, has died. He was 80. The veteran actor was found dead in his Bronx residence today, Aug. 1, by a neighbor after he had not been heard from for the past three days. The circumstances surrounding his death are being investigated. Read More: deadline.com/2026/08/vincentโ€ฆ (Photo: Scott Gries/Getty)
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2013: Alex Jones trolls Piers Morgan using an English accent.
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Half time show in football, games goneโ€ฆ.
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Just loaded up zombies on black ops 2 and died 1st round
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I was so sharp and so ready for this fight I cannot believe what has happened. The talk of me being off while walking in to the fight is nonsense. I was calm, ready, and confident. I am in shock what has taken place. The devil is literally staring at me right in front of my face here. I am not engaging. I will be at church tomorrow. I will overcome this. I will not be deterred. I will return.
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Well well well ๐Ÿ˜‚
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The kฤkฤpล is the world's heaviest flightless parrot Too heavy to fly, it spends its life walking through New Zealand's forests
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*some random liked your post from two years ago*
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